“The fourth it is, Captain,” God spoke over Day.
Day elbowed God in his gut.
“Do me a favor, Ro,” Day said calmly.
“What’s that?” Ronowski peeked around Johnson again.
“Johnson won’t be with you all the time. Remind me to kick your ass later,” Day said.
Ronowski came to stand in front of Day, looked at his watch, and smirked. “Sure, what time works for you?”
Day looked at his watch too. “Uhhh, let’s see. Is five thirty good?”
“I just remembered I’m busy at five thirty.”
“So what time can you be there?”
“I can do five thirty-five.”
“Damn, that’s cutting it close. I might be a little late, but wait on my ass whippin’.”
“Will you dumb asses shut up? Lord help us… they’ve bonded.” The captain tried to suppress his laugh. “God, how the hell do you put up with Day’s mouth?”
“I got something that’ll make him shut him up,” God said in his deep voice.
Everyone groaned and scrunched their faces up in disgust.
“We don’t want to hear that shit, God. Ugh,” the captain said while pouring his cup of coffee.
God looked at Day and saw he wasn’t the slightest bit fazed and if he knew his lover—which he most certainly did—Day would not let him get the last word.
“It’s all a mind game that I play with God. He thinks he’s shutting me up… but when he’s finished with my mouth… I start talking again.” Day winked.
“I’m leaving. I should write your asses up for sexual harassment or something.” The captain hauled ass out of the room.
Johnson and Ronowski were shaking their heads, too and telling Day he sure knew how to clear a room.
“I got to get back across town,” Johnson said then bent down to whisper something in Ronowski’s ear that made the man turn red.
God tried to pull Day away but he refused to budge. When Johnson said good-bye to them and left, Day mock whispered to Ronowski. “I told you. One good pounding is all you—”
“For fuck’s sake, Leo,” Ronowski groaned, grabbing his soda and hightailing it out of there before Day could finish his sentence.
God slapped Day’s ass, making him yelp. “You are too fucking much.”
“But you love me anyway.” Day licked his lips seductively at him.
“Goddamn right I do.”
A Surprise Visitor
“Surveillance went great last night. That bastard is going down. Ronowski should have the warrant by morning and we’ll be kicking down that asshole’s door by noon,” God said around a mouthful of Day’s lasagna.
“Yep. Looking forward to it,” Day said back.
“So are you going to tell me why Ronowski pulled you into the break room when we got back today?” God asked watching Day closely.
Day shook his head at him, smiling wickedly. “It was about sex.”
“No fucking way. He came to you about sex?” God said, not hiding his shock.
“Who else is he going to ask… his priest?” Day said and quickly dodged the piece of garlic bread God threw at his head.
“Do I want to know?” God said.
“It wasn’t too bad. He wanted to know the best way to pleasure Johnson.” Day laughed when God scrunched up his face and made a gagging sound.
“There intimacy has been pretty one-sided from what I could understand. Ro was still pretty shy about telling me stuff, so I was mostly guessing.” Day wiped his mouth with his napkin before continuing. “Being the stud that I am… I gave the kid a few pointers.”
“Stud, huh?” God smiled.
“Yeah. I don’t mind taking the little tyke under my homosexual wing and showing him how to fly.” Day grinned.
“You’re twisted. And isn’t Ro like the same age as you?” God said.
Day blew an exasperated breath. “Regardless of age, Cash. I have more experience. Way more. Way, way, way more experience with fucking men than anyone I—”
“I fucking got it, Leo.” God scowled at him.
Day laughed hysterically. “I told him all about how I make you scream my name every night.” Day chuckled and bolted up from his chair, and God took off after him. Day ran back into the kitchen, jumping and gliding across the kitchen island on his hip and racing into the den. God was hot on his heels.
“I’ll catch you, you quick little bastard. And when I do, I’m going to show you just how loud I can make you scream,” God said in his sexy rough-hewn voice.
“Oh fuck.”
Day was laughing so hard he could just keep ahead of God’s grip. He dodged him in the living room, leaping over the coffee table, heading fast toward the stairs when he was caught around his waist with a strong arm and dragged back down the two steps he’d cleared.
God tore at Day’s basketball shorts, practically ripping them in the process of taking them off. Day didn’t have time to do anything before God’s mouth wrapped his cock in hot moist silk.
“Oh fuck,” Day groaned.