“I’m not above doing that.”
She deliberately hit me with her rump. “You want to go his bond?” she said.
“I’ll have to put up the house and lot. They’re half yours.”
“Not really, but whatever you want to do is fine with me,” she said.
She turned around, stood on my shoes, and hugged me.
“What’s that for?” I said.
“I won’t tell you,” she said, then continued washing her car.
AFTER SUPPER, I drove to Clete’s cottage at the motor court. He had closed all the blinds and was sitting barefoot on his bed, dressed in a pair of elastic-waisted khakis and a strap undershirt, reaming out the barrel of a .38 revolver with a bore brush. His television set was tuned to The Weather Channel, the sound turned off. A shaded lamp burned on the nightstand, and under its glow were a can of oil, his sap, a throw-down .22 piece of junk with tape on the wood grips, a six-inch stiletto, and a nine-millimeter Beretta that carried a fourteen-round magazine. I took a can of Dr Pepper out of his icebox and sat down in a straight-back wood chair across from him.
“Expecting the Union Army to come up the Teche?” I said.
“A bud inside NOPD called me and said I’m about to get picked up for destroying the casino. I rented a camp out in the Atchafalaya Basin. Time to do a survey on the goggle-eye perch population,” he replied.
Then I made a mistake. I told him about all the recent events involving the deaths of Yvonne Darbonne, Crustacean Man, and Tony and Bello Lujan. I told him about the scam Trish Klein and her crew had pulled on Whitey Bruxal. I also told him about Slim Bruxal’s implication that his father and Lefty Raguza might decide to take their pound of flesh.
Clete wiped the oil off the blue-black surfaces of his .38, then flipped the cylinder from the frame and began inserting cartridges one by one into the chambers, his blond eyelashes lowered so I could not read his eyes.
“I can hear your wheels turning, Clete. Forget about it,” I said.
“I’m glad I’ve finally heard the voice of God. You can actually go into people’s heads now and explain their own thoughts to them.”
“Don’t be a smart-ass. I’m trying to—”
He cut me off before I could continue. “We used to do business one way with these assholes—under a black flag. Why do you think Whitey Bruxal is here? It’s because he gets a free pass. In the old days, at least he would have been under the control of the Giacanos. Now he can kick the shit out of cerebral palsy victims and be on the Society page.”
“You don’t think NOPD can find you in a fishing camp? Use your brain,” I said.
He spun the cylinder on the .38, the butt end of the loaded cartridges glinting in the light. His green eyes were bright and happy, free of alcoholic influence or fatigue, and I realized when he didn’t reply that I hadn’t listened carefully to what he had said and I had once again misread the complexities of an antithetically mixed man.
“You were already planning to take out Whitey Bruxal, weren’t you?” I said.
“Not exactly. But if these guys make a move on us, we hunt them down and pitch the rule book. What’s to lose? We’re dinosaurs anyway. The only guys who haven’t figured that out are us. Pop me a beer, will you?”
He laid a clear line of oil along the side of the Beretta, then wiped all of its surfaces clean with a rag. He pulled back the slide on an empty magazine and ran the bore brush up and down the inside of the barrel, smiling at me while he did it. In the muted glow of the lamplight he looked like a young man again, one who still believed the world was a magical place full of adventure and goodness and intriguing encounters up every street. In moments like these I sometimes wondered if Clete had ever intended to age and grow old and change from the irresponsible man of his youth, if indeed he had not always courted death as a means of tearing off the hands on his own clock.
“Why you looking at me like that?” he asked.
“No reason.”
“You worry about all the wrong things, Streak. In this case, about me and Trish. All that stuff you told me about the Lujan murders and Crustacean Man and the Darbonne girl? There’s something missing. This character in the D.A.’s office, what’s his name?”
“Lonnie Marceaux.”
“This Marceaux guy is the one to worry about. It’s these white-collar cocksuckers who’d crank up the gas ovens if they had the chance. You’re really going bail for Yvonne Darbonne’s old man?”
“I put him in jail. He’s an innocent man. What should I do?” I replied.
“How many guys have you known inside who were actually innocent?”
“Some,” I said.
“But almost all of them were guilty of other crimes, usually worse ones. Right or wrong, noble mon?”