The Guy on the Right (The Underdogs 1)

Theo: I feel less intelligent for watching this.

Laney: But you can’t look away

, admit it! It’s the spin they put on things I tell you. And Brett is the perfect ringleader. He plays the peacekeeper, but he’s the antagonist.

Theo: Why, oh why are they crying over him? They’ve only known him for a few days, and he’s in drag.

Laney: I think he’s sort of cute.

Theo: Check your temp.

Laney: I’m serious, he’s got pretty eyes.

Theo: He’s wearing eyeliner. I demand we find something else to watch.

Laney: It’s called guyliner. Fine, you pick something.

Theo: Ancient Aliens.

Laney: Oh, hell no, you criticize me for my show, but have you seen the hair on some of those ancient astronaut theorists?

Theo: At least some of it’s logical.

Laney: It’s mostly bullshit.

Theo: Fine, onto episode two.

Laney: I knew it, you’re hooked!

Theo: QT Episode two

Thirty minutes later…

Theo: Jesus, they aren’t even captioning the French girl correctly. They’re spelling it the way she’s talking. Z car. Really?

Laney: Only you would be worried about that, instead of commenting on her huge French tits.

Theo: I highly doubt they are French.

Laney: Not your type?

Theo: My dick shrank when I saw her come out nipples blazing. No Class.

Laney: What’s your type? Let me guess, Daphne from Scooby Doo?

Theo: Why do I talk to you?

Laney: Because I’m entertaining.

Theo: Ha. ^^^ it’s the first G you’ve ever used. I still read it as entertainin’.

Laney: You’re an ass.

Theo: I swear I heard you say that.

Laney: That’s cause I’m behind you.

Pause…