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The Epic Crush of Genie Lo (The Epic Crush of Genie Lo 1)

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“Non-terrestrial interactions,” I said. “Let me guess. What you really mean is demon fights, rogue gods, and magic spells exploding in people’s faces. Pure chaos. California is going to turn into a big hot mess of spiritual shenanigans that nobody in their right mind would want on their plate.”

The Jade Emperor smiled and then bent his head.

Quentin and I shared a confused glance at the gesture. Surely he couldn’t—

No. No way.

The ruler of Heaven was bowing. To me.

I thought maybe he’d fallen asleep on his feet, or suddenly lost the tendons in his neck.

But Guanyin had dipped even further, fixing me with a pointed stare. And all the other attendants kneeling on the floor had pivoted toward me, kowtowing.

No way no way no way . . .

“Well stated, Madame Divine Guardian,” the Jade Emperor said. “Your very own big hot mess indeed.”


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