“I’m hard as a rock again, baby. I’ve got to get off of you, otherwise I’ll end up inside of you again, and I don’t have anything else with me. We need to get back to my house, stat.”
“Okay.” She kissed me harder, causing me to collapse down onto her again.
“Remember that fancy dinner we were supposed to go to tomorrow night?”
“Yeah.” She smiled.
“I think we need to order it in, because I don’t think I can keep my hands off of you long enough in public. Is that okay?”
“Sounds like a plan.”
Forcing myself off of her, I said, “Let’s get out of here.”
“I just need to wash off really quickly in the lake.”
She went ahead of me, and I ran to catch up. We ended up frolicking in the water for several minutes. I lifted her up, threw her down, spun her around, and we kissed over and over. I’d been to a lot of places as a pilot, travelled around the entire world, but nothing had been more spectacular than this night with Kendall by the lake.
Some flashing lights in the distance caused us both to take notice. We ducked down into the water and held each other while we kissed quietly until whatever it was passed. I couldn’t tell if it had been a car or someone walking by with a flashlight. It would be just my luck to get into some kind of trouble that would spoil what was literally the best night of my life. I couldn’t let that happen.
“Are you ready, gorgeous?”
“Yes. Take me home, Captain.”
When we returned to our spot, Kendall slipped on her dress, while I looked around for my pants.
“Where the fuck are my pants?”
She squeezed out the water in her hair. “You can’t find them?”
“No. They’re gone. My underwear, too.”
“Is this a joke? Does it have something to do with those lights we saw?”
“Someone apparently decided it would be hysterical to take only my clothes.”
Kendall covered her mouth. “Oh my God. I don’t mean to laugh, but this is nuts. Do you want me to walk back to your house and get you some pants?”
“That would be great, except for the fact that my house key was inside my pants!”
“Shit.” She threw her thong at me. “Here.”
“What are you doing?”
“Put it on.”
“That little thing is not gonna cover half of my junk.”
“It’s better than nothing.”
Rubbing my temples, I tried to think. My house was over a half-mile away.
“Let’s run to Gordon’s house. Compared to my place, he’s pretty close to here, just around the corner. He’s probably sleeping, but he keeps a key in the plant pot outside his door. I’ll go in there and get some pants.”
Kendall and I couldn’t help laughing our heads off as we ran. With one of my hands holding hers and the other covering my ass, we finally made it to Gordon’s doorstep. She waited outside for me.
Gordon was snoring as I entered his bedroom. His closet door creaked as I opened it, causing him to jump awake.
“Dad,” I whispered. “It’s me. It’s okay.”