“Uh huh. Well, I was very hurt. First you fall asleep on me. Then you abandon me.”
“I didn’t–”
He continues, clearly on a roll now that I can’t escape. “Your continued indifference to my feelings is very hard on me. Almost as hard as wanking with a sprained wrist. That was a real challenge. Thank you for asking.”
“I wasn’t going to ask. I figured you’d manage somehow.”
He shrugs. “Being ambidextrous had to come in handy at some point.”
Not wanting him to see my smile, I move away from the produce and suddenly notice all the people who definitely just heard what he said.
An older lady with her almost white hair styled in a profusion of rigid curls watches us with an open mouth. My face heats.
For the first time in years, I’m feeling something. It’s unfamiliar but I think it might be… embarrassment?
He’s done the impossible. He’s managed to out-crazy me.
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Excerpt of Beg Me
Did you miss Milo & Mya’s story?
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER MY ROOSTER WON’T CROW.
I can’t believe it either. It’s a tragedy.
Years of perfect performance and now this traitor decides to get picky. And the only woman who makes little Milo stand up and c-ck a doodle doo is my co-worker, Mya Taylor, a.k.a. my competition for the biggest ad account this side of the Atlantic.
Our client wants a wedding expert so I'm suddenly fake-engaged to a woman who hates me AND would gladly put my balls in her purse. But when I find out she’s never taken a trip to O-town, we make a little wager.
Not only will I win the client, but I’ll prove to her that multiples are NOT a myth. We work together all day and fight between the sheets all night. But at the end of the day, it’s still a competition.
May the best man win.
BEG ME is a frenemies to lovers, completely inappropriate romantic comedy. Side effects may include clutching your pearls and laughing until you almost choke.
Laugh out Loud Romantic Comedy
Office Romance / Frenemies to Lovers
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Excerpt of Beg Me © 2018 M. Malone
MILO
Time to get our game faces on.
As we approach the table, everyone stands, and the introductions are made all around. Maybe it’s because I’m watching Mr. Lavin so closely that I see how his eyes follow Mya after she shakes his hand and then walks around the table to greet the other members of his team. She knows all of their names, as do I. Then she takes a seat right next to me.
Before I can even sit down, James is already ordering a scotch from the waitress. Then I see why.
Elizabeth is sitting two tables away.