They both laugh, but I’m serious. I will walk out of the bridal shop if she picks out something like that.
“So last night Sam and I were having sex and he stuck his finger in my ass,” Holly whispers.
Jennifer looks at her with wide eyes, while I almost choke on my burger from laughing. “Thanks for that. Not exactly sure what that has to do with Jennifer maybe getting engaged, but there you go.”
She shakes her head, her brown hair curtaining her face. “Sorry, I just need to tell you guys about it.”
“Did you like it?” I ask.
Prude Jennifer looks like she is about to pass out, but Holly gets a huge smile on her face. “Holy shit. He did it right as I was about to orgasm and oh my God, it was the strongest, most intense one I’ve ever had. I felt like it lasted forever. You need to try it.”
Jennifer covers her face, and I reach over giving Holly a high five. “Here’s to hoping one of these guys I’m going out with gets to put his finger in my ass.”
“Girls, please,” Jennifer hisses, face red with embarrassment.
“You’ll probably get that proposal faster if you let Philp do some fun stuff in bed,” I say, wiggling my eyebrows.
“Shut the hell up and let’s go get drunk,” she says, standing up.
Best thing I’ve heard all night.
**
The three of us are dancing and having a great time. I’m careful not to drink as much as I did the last time we were all out, but I’m definitely feeling good. We’ve all been hit on, which keeps a smile on my buzzed face.
“I’m going to grab another one, meet you guys at the table,” I say, leaving them on the dance floor as I walk to the bar.
After getting my vodka and cranberry, I sit down and take a long sip letting the cold drink cool me off. Just as the girls sit down I do a double take when I see Tenn and his date. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
“Hey, Regan, look Tenn is here. Let’s go say hi,” Holly says, smiling.
“Holly, first of all, he’s on a date. He isn’t going to fuck you in the bathroom. Secondly, I’m not going over there acting like the crazy best friend. Let’s just finish and get out of here,” I say, trying to chug my drink.
As soon as Tenn walks over to the bar he sees us and smiles, veering toward us. “Hey, you ladies up to no good?”
“Hey, Tenn,” Holly coos, and I roll my eyes.
“Don’t worry about us. We’re all behaving. How’s the date with miss slut going?” I ask, giving him a wink.
“Regan,” Jennifer says, trying to shut me up.
Too bad for me the alcohol is making me say shit that I will definitely regret tomorrow.
“She doesn’t look like the kind of girl that you normally fuck. She’s trashier,” I say, throwing myself into a fit of laughter. “I mean come on, Tennyson, you can do better than that.” Tossing back the rest of my drink, I wipe my mouth with my hand. “Ah.” I look around and no one looks amused, well fuck them.
“Regan, come here,” Tenn says, pulling me off the chair by my arm.
“Ouch, knock it off, you fucking player,” I yell, swatting his large hand wrapped around my upper arm.
A few people are starting to stare, but I don’t care. He’s treating me like a fucking child, and I will continue to act like one. Leading me down the hallway toward the bathrooms, he stops and holds onto both of my arms.
“What the fuck is your problem? Are you that damn drunk?” he barks at me.
I start laughing and try to pull my arms out of his hold. “You barked at me, like a dog. Oh my God, a dog, you’re a dog. Dogs usually like to mark their territory, is that what you do with me? You get me worked up and confused, then piss all over me so that you can go out and fuck doggie style while I walk around with your piss on me scaring men away?”
He lets go of my arms and steps back, tugging his hands into his hair “What the fuck are you talking about? You not being with someone has nothing to do with me. That’s all you and your shitty choices. If you’d open your eyes, you’d see what’s right in front of you,” he hisses.
“I always have my eyes open, dumbass. If I didn’t I’d be walking into shit, and imagine driving like that? I’d be dead,” I laugh, tossing my head back and hitting it on the hall. “Ouch.” I rub my head, looking behind me.