“My daughter!” he yells, and Fallon nods.
“Yes. You don’t see Aiden, Asher, or Stella taking people’s virginity!”
“I didn’t get a chance to,” Aiden says, and if looks could kill, everyone but me would be dead at this table.
“Me either,” Asher and Stella say, and then they laugh before high-fiving.
“Y’all are making a big deal out of this. It was only like five times, and it was only for fun. We’re better off as friends,” Quinn says, and Emery nods as if they’re talking about how many times they went for ice cream. What is wrong with kids today?
Shit, am I a kid?
I slink down more in my seat as I say under my breath, “Please stop talking.”
Quinn looks at me and shrugs. “I don’t know why everyone is all upset.”
“Because you don’t have sex with your family friend just to lose your virginity,” I say very sternly. “Especially when she is a minor!”
“I used a condom and it was legal.”
“For the love of God, you are the dumbest smart person I know!” I yell, getting up and looking at my mom. “I gotta go. This is too much. Thanks for dinner.” I then look at the two brilliant idiots. “Stop talking. Just stop.”
Everyone but my parents and Fallon and Lucas laughs as I head out, so overstimulated I can’t even deal. I don’t know if it’s because that was so cringeworthy I’m embarrassed for them, or because I’m a virgin and my younger brother isn’t.
Either way, I’m done with today.