Me: Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Me: So you are open to the idea of sex with me. That’s good to know.
Leigh: That’s not what I said!!!!
Me: If I behave will you let me touch you? Will you moan when I slip my hand between your legs? Will you grind down on me as I finger you?
Fuck, now I’m hard just picturing it.
Leigh: You’re disgusting. Bye.
I chuckle when she doesn’t go offline.
Me: I bet you taste as sweet as you smell.
Leigh: You’ll never find out. There’s no way I’m letting you kiss me.
Me: Who said anything about kissing? I can already feel your thighs hugging my head as I devour your clit.
Leigh: You’ve succeeded, Jaxson. I believe you. You’re definitely not dating material. I won’t be swooning over you in this lifetime.
Me: Great, so you’re good with hate-fucking?
Leigh: The day I have sex with a man it will be because I actually like him.
Me: That’s where you’re wrong, Princess. Hate-fucking is so much better. There’s no need to worry about feelings getting hurt. We both get off and go our happy ways.
Leigh: P' = P (1 + r/n) nt
What the fuck? I don’t know if it’s a turn-on or if I’m irritated that she’s trying to beat me with her intelligence.
Me: I’ll bite. Enlighten me, Doc.
Leigh: P is the original principal sum (You). P' is the new principal sum (Me). r is the chances of us ever getting naked together. n is the compounding frequency at which you infuriate me. t is the overall length of time it’s taken for you to ensure we’ll never be friends. The answer resulting in me blocking your number.
Before I can reply she blocks me. I drop the phone to the bed and start to laugh. Fuck she’s hot when she gets angry which only makes me more determined.
I close my eyes, and it doesn’t take much of my imagination to picture her naked. I’m not a breast guy, but I bet her breasts will fit perfectly in my mouth. I want to bend her over the bed so I can watch as her ass turns red from my body slamming against hers as my cock sinks deep into her pussy. Fuck, I want to sink balls deep into her.
I shove my shorts down and fist my cock. There’s already pre-cum gathering on the head, and it won’t take much for me to explode.
I picture her flushed cheeks and her ass grinding back against me as she comes on my cock. Her wearing the glasses and looking at me from over her shoulder as I ride her ass.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
My cock jerks in my fist and hot cum shoots over my abdomen as a powerful orgasm surges up my balls and into my cock.
When the last of the orgasm trickles away, I still have a clear image of her in my head. I take a quick shower before getting back into bed.
Just before I drift off to sleep, a strange emotion swells inside my chest.
I like Leigh Baxter.
888
LEIGH
I sip my coffee as I stare blankly at the counter where Jaxson had me cornered yesterday.