“Don’t you dare talk to me like that. I swear I will put you over my knee and give your ass the spanking your mamma never did.”
My eyes snap up to hers. “If she didn’t fucking die then maybe she would’ve gotten around to it,” I hiss.
Miss Sebastian’s eyebrows shoot into her hairline. Oh hell, now I’ve gone and done it.
“Don’t play the pity card with me. You need to pull your head out of that fine ass of yours and start living your damn life. You’re driving us all insane. You’ve been given a second chance, and all you do is sleep it away.”
“I’m not wasting anything. I’m recovering from having my ribs cracked open,” I growl as I walk to the bathroom. The only way I’ll get Miss Sebastian off my back is by taking the damn bath.
I fill the bath and strip out of my boxers. As I sink into the water, Miss Sebastian walks in, closes the toilet seat, and sits down.
“Do you mind? I’m bathing.”
She crosses her legs and smiles. “I don’t mind at all.” She wiggles a finger in the general direction of my cock. “Darling, you’ve got nothing my eyes haven’t seen before. I washed your ding-dong. Quite a few times actually.”
“Thanks for reminding me of that,” I snap. I grab the cloth and cover my cock.
She swipes the damn cloth from my cock and starts to lather it with soap. When she yanks one of my feet out of the water and begins to wash it, I try to slap her hand away, but I can’t reach.
“Will you stop being so stubborn, and let me wash your feet? It’s not like you can reach them. Now, if you weren’t so damn stubborn, and you did your exercises you’d be able to bathe your own ass. Until then, your sexy ass belongs to me.”
I drop back into the water and wonder for the hundredth time why I agreed to move in here until I’ve recovered.
“I might not have met Willow, but any woman who’s willing to give you a second and third chance deserves the medal of honor. I swear I will bedazzle one for her myself.” She drops my right foot into the water and grabs the left one. “I know you told me that you’re only friends with Willow, but it’s clear as day that you love her. She’s worth fighting for, and you can’t do that when you’re winded from taking a few steps. You need to get stronger so you can woo her. A woman like Willow won’t wait forever. I overheard Leigh talking with her earlier today. Your Willow has moved back home. Do you know where that is?”
“She’s not my fucking Willow,” I snap.
“I swear I will throw pepper in that mouth of yours. Does she deserve to be talked about like that?”
Fuck, Miss Sebastian is right. I’m a fucking asshole.
“Yes, you’ve got that right. You’re an asshole. You might be a sexy one, but lately, your assholishness far outweighs the sexy.”
She drops my left leg back into the water, then throws the cloth at my cock.
“Wash it before it turns green. There’s not a woman on God’s green earth who wants a man with a green ding-dong.”
I let out a sigh when Miss. Sebastian finally leaves me alone.
I should’ve said she’s not my Willow. She’ll always be my Willow. I’ve done nothing to deserve her but I sure as hell want her. Fuck, I’ve made her life a living hell. The last time I saw Willow was on Christmas day. I seriously didn’t think I was going to survive the operation. I still feel ripples of the fear I felt before I went in for the surgery.
Saying goodbye to Willow, fuck that was hard. We’ve been messaging, and she wanted to come visit me, but I asked her not to. I want to get better before we see each other again. I want to get stronger.
I want to be a man that’s worthy of her.
While I’m recovering, she’s taking the time to move out here. Miss Sebastian is right though. I’m going to have to start working harder if I want to be in better shape for when I see Willow again.
“Oh, I almost forgot,” Miss Sebastian suddenly says from the doorway.
“My fucking heart, woman! Do you want to kill me?”
“I’ve thought about it a lot lately so I wouldn’t push it. Anyway, I was busy saying Rhett and Mia are coming over for dinner.”
I wait impatiently for her to finish what she’s saying.
“And? Out with it.”
“Darling, you need to ring your din