Reese

“Look, it’s up to you how you handle it. Maybe you’re looking for something that isn’t there. Perhaps they really do feel like they want a shot with you, and because there is a possibility you’ll disappear on them again, they don’t want to wait.”

“Yeah, maybe. Whatever the reason, I’ll keep my guard up until I can figure it out.”

“Does this guard mean you won’t be fucking anytime soon?”

“Fuck no. If they want to play with me, then I’m going to treat them like an amusement park and ride them all until I’m dizzy.”

“Just don’t throw up, and remember to keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times.”

I pick up the cushion and throw it at her head.

Smartass.