The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

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When asking, “What are

you thinking?” is your go-to

icebreaker question.

Does a “naked mud

dance” sound like a great way to

commune with nature?

Do you find yourself

wondering why songs don’t have

more ukulele?

You are accused of

making uncomfortably

lengthy eye contact.

If you’ve gone out a

dozen times and still don’t know

if you’re dating her.

You obsessively

Google prospective dates in

the guise of “research.”

You play flag football

but are, by every other

measure, an adult.

Do you own more than

one vest that your mother did

not purchase for you?

You have developed

unhealthy attachments to

several baristas.

The only “doctors”

you are familiar with are