Awkward lesbian zombie proposition
Well, aren’t you drop-
dead gorgeous? Emphasis on
Dea—[Zombie eats her.]
Awkward lesbian unicorn proposition
Has anyone told
you that you make them HORNy?
They have? Okay, great.
Awkward lesbian Bigfoot proposition
I also think that
shaving is oppressive! Do
you use rock crystals?
IMAGINED AWKWARD PROPOSITIONS FROM FAMOUS QUEER WOMEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY
Gertrude Stein
A lesbian is
a lesbian is a lez
who’s BI-AN me drinks.
Gertrude Stein tries again
A rose is a rose
is a Rose who rose from the
bar to buy me drinks.
Gertrude Stein gets to second base
Where? There? You want me
to touch you there? But my dear,
there is no there there.
Billie Jean King
Love love!… Wait, come back!
It’s a tennis term meaning
no one has scored. Oh.
Sappho