The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) - Page 11

Awkward lesbian zombie proposition

Well, aren’t you drop-

dead gorgeous? Emphasis on

Dea—[Zombie eats her.]

Awkward lesbian unicorn proposition

Has anyone told

you that you make them HORNy?

They have? Okay, great.

Awkward lesbian Bigfoot proposition

I also think that

shaving is oppressive! Do

you use rock crystals?

IMAGINED AWKWARD PROPOSITIONS FROM FAMOUS QUEER WOMEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY

Gertrude Stein

A lesbian is

a lesbian is a lez

who’s BI-AN me drinks.

Gertrude Stein tries again

A rose is a rose

is a Rose who rose from the

bar to buy me drinks.

Gertrude Stein gets to second base

Where? There? You want me

to touch you there? But my dear,

there is no there there.

Billie Jean King

Love love!… Wait, come back!

It’s a tennis term meaning

no one has scored. Oh.

Sappho

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