’Cause it’s easier
to lie on the Internet
than to someone’s face.
The first things people usually notice about me are …
My witchy vibe and
carefully messed-up hair or
literary tat.
That I am guiding
people in the direction
of Ultimate Truth!
I’m INTJ,
BTDUBBS! NP if U
TMI, YOLO!
That I’m riding a
star on this journey called life!
Or my undercut.
That I may still be
recovering from Saturn’s
Return LOL!
HOW TO PROPOSITION A GIRL ON FACEBOOK
How about we take
this Facebook “poking” to the
next level: book club!
Which Titanic scene
made you cry the hardest? “I’LL
NEVER LET GO, JACK.”
I’m so attracted
to you that I’d call you on
the actual phone!
That witty Facebook