Spell out “Marry me?”
in millet on the vegan
carob muffin cake.
Buy a shelter dog.
Name it a combo of your
hyphenated names.
She asks you with a
note on your cat from your shared
Instagram account.
By replacing page
of Malm dresser instructions
with crude ring drawing.
On the back of your
Sleater-Kinney shirt, writes “Be
my Joey Ramone?”
HOW LESBIAN SEX WORKS
Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of cucumbers. What is it that two women do together in bed, when they’re not perfecting their cross-stitch or creating nonbinary safespaces in which to embrace their intersectionality? While the Serious Lesbian will tell you, “There’s no one right way that girls get it on, idiot,” I will tell you … the same thing. But in a far less judgmental way. Read on to learn the ins and outs of the ol’ in-and-out.
THE INS AND INS AND SOME OUTS OF LESBIAN SEX
Picture foreplay that
lasts more than a few minutes.
Now, add some crying.
Scissoring really
only appears in pornos
or in “Rock, paper…”
Scissoring is real!
We must take back the act from
porn. With me, Scisstors?!
Strap-on sex is fun,
until you realize you
don’t know when to stop.