the organic lube!
Baby, could you flip
me over? My left foot is
totally asleep.
I’m gonna rip that
grandpa sweater right offa
you when we get home.
You wanna have sex
tonight? Okay, but you have
to do all the work.
It’s oddly not a
turnoff when you eat pasta
out of the strainer.
The sweatpants from Old
Navy manage to stay on
the entire time.
It’s midnight! If you
wanted a piece of this, you
should have asked at ten.
But I just washed the
sheets! Okay, fine, I’ll arrange
towels artfully.
Three times in one week!
My, it’s just like we’re twenty-
one years old again!
Let’s wait till after
Orange Is the New Black. No,
the next episode.
Nibbling her makes you
realize you’re hungry, so