P!nk dance remixes.
When lesbians say
“all night long,” they do not mean
forty-five minutes.
“What do two girls do
together in bed, really?”
Two words: gin rummy.
On nights out/anniversaries/romantic holidays
Sex occurs before
you go out ’cause you know you’ll
be too tired after.
A word of caution
Hitachi Magic
Wands have two settings: “low” and
“immersion blender.”
It’s like straight sex but
with more IKEA wardrobe
storage assemblage.
It’s like straight sex,
but
first we have to consult our
lunar calendars.
On the prevalence of dental dams
Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha … ha ha ha ha.
Dental dams reprise
They’d get more use if
they had a more appealing
name, like beaver dams.