That was fantastic!
Nice use of scuba gear. Did
it sound like I came?
I cannot wait to
edit this footage and put
it on Instagram!
If I were reading
this wet spot like tea leaves, I’d
say: Call your mother.
Well, that was as
uninspiring as my tarot
cards predicted.
Now I get why your
ex said it was just like a
hospital sponge bath!
“Is this Tegan and
Sara? That was our song.” (Sobs.)
“Which one?” “All of them!”
What to say to all women after sex
You must be famished!
Let’s wear loose pants and raid the
fridge like we are bears.
IF LESBIAN PORN WERE ACCURATE
Note that many of these premises are based on actual scenes in real porn films.
A precocious young lass has something to share with her Catholic schoolgirl classmates
A zine with Ani
lyrics, Glee fan fiction, and
the merits of plaid.
Two blondes engage in some much-sought-after pussy play
Susan and Chris knew