so many pantsuits?
According to your liberal hippie mom
Love is love! I had
spir
itual intercourse
with a redwood once.
According to National Geographic
As documented
by ten thousand species of
animals: Thursday.
According to Tom Cruise
Thursday. Or as it’s
permitted by Xenu, the
Galactic Mogul.
According to beersexuals, a.k.a. girls who make out with girls solely to turn guys on
Three parts vodka and
two parts “It seemed so fun in
Katy Perry’s song!”
According to the guys who benefit from beersexuals’ exhibitionism
WHOO-OO-OOO-OO-OOOO
OO-OO-OO-OO-WHOO-OO-OO
OO-OOO-O-OO-OO!
According to unicorns
IT’S THOSE BITCHES WHO
STOLE OUR NAME. NOW WE ARE FORCED
TO GO BY STEVE. STEVE!
According to “family values” Republicans
A HORROR SHAME PLAGUE.
(Unless the act takes place in
an airport bathroom.)