People die on Grey’s
Anatomy, thus killing
all lady boners.
From the lesbian committee on political correctness
We request that “big
spoon” be replaced with “body-
actualized spoon.”
When explaining to your parents why you insist on working for nonprofits
“I’ve decided to
stay on another year.” “So
you hate money then?”
From the lesbian committee on political correctness, again
We request that you
never Facebook “poke” someone
without her consent.
The wrong way to sext
“Yes, that’s it, right there,
babe.” Wait, why am I sexting
using both my hands?
On making long-distance work
Skype sex? Can’t you just
masturbate to my Facebook
pics like usual?
Only straight girls seem to flirt with you
I’m used to women
that I date being straight, but
never straightforward.
People accuse you of narcissism
I’m fucking someone
who looks just like me. It’s my