Tora grunts. “What kind of messed up town is this?”
Kaylah rolls her eyes, ignoring Tora. “Alright,” she says, kind of getting on board, “what’s the plan now?”
Tora shakes her head as though the answer is as clear as day. “We’re in the devil’s lair. Now, we dig up dirt and make her takedown that much better.”
Kaylah visibly relaxes as though the thought of having to throw a punch was weighing on her little mind. “Ok, I can get down with that plan.”
“Then what the hell are we waiting for?” I laugh. “Let’s find the skeletons in her closet.”
Without even a moment of hesitation, the three of us head for the stairs while Kaylah quickly glances around, making sure we’re not about to be sprung heading in the one direction that seems to be off limits in the house. I’d dare say we’re good though, this party is too big for anyone to notice three girls discreetly slipping up the stairs.
We hurry down the hallway and poke our heads into every room while Tora shakes her head. “Rookie error,” she murmurs. “They should really get locks for their doors if they’re going to have parties like this.”
“Yeah, well, not everyone in Haven Falls can really afford those little luxuries like you Broken Hill people.”
“Please,” Tora scoffs. “You can pick up a lock for like, two bucks at the hardware store.”
“Really?” Kaylah muses.
“BINGO!” I call, finding the right door and pushing my way through while cutting off Kaylah’s ramblings about locks.
Tora closes the door behind us before switching on the light and giving us a good look at the lion’s den. “Oooh,” she says, walking over to Monica’s dresser and picking up her hairbrush. “We could plant a hair at a crime scene. That will fuck her up in all sorts of way.”
“Ok, genius,” Kaylah laughs. “Where the hell are we going to find a crime scene worthy of a DNA sweep? Know of any murderers in need of a fall guy tonight?”
Tora rolls her eyes. “Geez, it was just a suggestion. I don’t see you throwing any out there.”
“If you two don’t shut up, I’ll be the murderer looking for a fall guy.”
Kaylah pokes her tongue out at me and we get busy searching Monica’s room. After ten minutes, all we’ve managed to come up with is a Doritos obsession, a double headed dildo, and nude photos of herself with Candice using the dildo which I’m all for using against them, but Kaylah apparently has an issue with slut shaming. So, the search continues.
On the other hand, I hadn’t realized how…adventurous Monica and Candice were with each other. I wonder if it’s an experimenting phase or they’re bi because I sure as hell know they both like dick…a lot.
Though as a side note, I guess being on the cheer squad has some advantages as they’re both incredibly flexible.
“Noah would really get a kick out of this picture,” I muse as I slide it into my back pocket. I mean, Kaylah might be against it, but I sure as hell am not. Besides, if I don’t find any other dirt then this is my back up plan.
“He’ll more than get a kick out of it,” Tora laughs. “I can only imagine what Jesse would say if he was here right now.”
“Ugh,” Kayla grumbles as she searches through Monica’s closet. “He’d probably want to sniff the dildo.”
“Gross,” I boom out with laughter.
The door handle wiggling has the three of us gawking at one another before each of us dive for the open closet, squishing ourselves in and pulling the door closed just as the bedroom door opens.
I peer through the gap in the closet door and listen as a dude who I think is Monica’s brother, Rowland, comes striding in with two girls. I have to crane my neck around to see their faces and smirk to myself realizing that one of them is Candice and the other is one of the girls who had jumped me. I think her name is Tiffany, but I could be wrong.
Rowland closes the door behind them and dims the light as Tora wriggles around to see out the gap. “Who’s that?” she whispers as Rowland places his hands on each of their lower backs and leads them over to the bed. “Is that Monica?”
I shake my head, cringing as Candice and Tiffany start making out and Rowland steps into them, instantly going for the boob grab. I mean, no class at all. You can’t just dive straight in for the grab. “No, that’s the girl from the picture and that’s Monica’s brother, the other is just along for the ride.”
“What?” she chuckles under her breath. “Her brother is going to fuck her girlfriend in her bed?”
“Looks like it,” Kaylah squeaks beside me.
“Shit. Haven Falls is dirtier than I thought,” Tora whispers as the two girls sit down on the end of Monica’s bed with Rowland standing before them. Candice reaches for his jeans and I glance away, unable to watch. “Hats off to you guys,” Tora continues. “Haven Falls has finally found something they’re better at than Broken Hill.”