Kiss Me Tonight (Kiss Me 2)

ME: She tried to wear latex pants to church today. She’s eighty. Eighty-year-old women who wear latex pants do not mean well.

NOAH: I guess it depends if you’re into eighty-year-old women who wear latex pants.

ME: If you tell me that you are…

NOAH: Will I break your heart?

ME: Totally shatter it. I may never recover from the pain.

NOAH: Tell me how you really feel.

ME: You really don’t want to hear that.

NOAH: Kinda do. It can’t be worse than me finding eight pairs of boxers under the cushion in my dog’s bed.

ME: …I don’t know what to say to that.

NOAH: There isn’t really anything anyone can say to it.

ME: True.

ME: Okay, fine.

ME: I’m fed up of being in bed. There’s nothing physically wrong with me. My mom is already insisting I speak to someone for my “mental” problems she’s sure I’m going to have. Nobody listens to me when I say I feel okay. I had to beg for thirty minutes earlier to take a shower. The purple walls in this bedroom are starting to give me a headache and if I don’t leave this house tomorrow, I’m going to have a meltdown.

NOAH: …I have an idea.

ME: What?

NOAH: What if I come over tomorrow? I saved your life, there’s no way they can deny me taking you for lunch.

ME: If you’re asking me on a date, you’re not being very clear.

NOAH: Reagan, you were just in a fire. I’m not asking you on a date. I’m simply trying to break you out of your prison for an hour or so.

ME: What makes you think my prison warden will agree?

NOAH: I saved your life. I’m hardly going to let you hurt yourself over a plate of fries and a strawberry milkshake.

ME: I suppose you can try.

NOAH: I’m pretty persuasive. Does your mom like flowers?

ME: She owns a florist business, so I’d say so.

NOAH: …I’ll think of something.

ME: Good luck with that.

CHAPTER SEVEN – REAGAN

The Great Escape

I had no idea how Noah thought he was going to charm my mother and great aunt into letting me out of the house.

Monday morning was bright and warm—a fact I was only aware of thanks to the sun streaming through my window. It was a miracle I was allowed to use the toilet without Great Aunt Bethel peeking through the crack in the door to watch me.

It was starting to get a little… unnerving.

Like, I wanted to call the police and report a stalker kind of unnerving.

I checked my reflection for the fiftieth time in the mirror. I wasn’t quite sure why I cared as much as I did. The last time he’d seen me, I’d looked like I’d, well, been in a fire.

Today, though, nobody would know by looking at me. My hair was no longer a dry, knotted mess thanks to a heavy slathering of an argan oil mask, and the black shadows that had been present under my eyes had been lightened thanks to plenty of sleep.

I glanced at my phone. I’d done it every ten seconds for the last few minutes. I hadn’t been kidding when I’d told Noah that I was about to get cabin fever. I needed to get out of this room and have some breathing space from my family.

I appreciated them. I honestly, really did, and I knew they were only doing what they thought was best for me, but hot damn, I needed some air.

And no, despite Great Aunt Bethel’s quip that I should open a window, that wasn’t good enough.

A red truck rumbled into view, slowing as it approached the house. My stomach flipped as it stopped at the end of the driveway and the door opened and Noah jumped out. His black t-shirt clung tight to his muscular body, and his light denim shorts hinted at the muscle in his legs, too.

And probably his butt.

And I wasn’t gonna lie, I kinda hoped he’d turn around so I could get a shameless look at his ass.

As he knocked at the front door, I ran to my bedroom door and pulled it open so I could listen.

“Joanna? Who is it?” Great Aunt Bethel called.

“I don’t know, Bethel,” Mom said in a tired voice. “I haven’t answered the door yet, have I?”

“Why are you taking so long? Anyone would think the door is halfway down the street.”

Yep.

Welcome to the madhouse, Noah. The strait jackets are in the closet to the left.

“Hello? Can I help you?” my mom said.

“Hi. Is Reagan here?”

There was a pause and then, “Yes.”

But not just a yes. A long, drawn out, suspicious yes.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I’m Noah. She and I have a lunch date.”

This was charming my family? I think not.

“You do, do you?”

“What’s going on?” Aunt Bethel demanded. “Who are you? What are you doing here?”

“He says his name is Noah and he’s going for lunch with Reagan,” Mom replied.