Gump and Co. (Forrest Gump 2)

"Yeah, what is it?"

"It's called the Whitewash River," he says.

So that's what we did.

Before we left, I took ole Sergeant Kranz aside an gave him his instructions as plant manager.

"Just keep things movin," I says, "an try not to get into any shit with Smitty or any of his people. We got a bidness to run, okay?"

"Sure, Gump," he says. "An I meant to tell you, I sure appreciate the opportunity here, ya know? I mean, my retirement from this man's army after thirty years wadn't somethin I was lookin forward to. An now you give me my first real job. I just want to say thanks."

"It's okay, Sergeant," I tole him. "You doin a fine job. It's good havin you around. After all, we been together more or less since them days in Vietnam, with Bubba an them, an that's been more than half my life ago."

"Yeah, well, that's so, I guess. War or peace, I guess I can't get rid of you, can I, Gump?"

"Let's just hope they ain't no more wars to fight, Sergeant," I says. But in fact, they was one more, though I didn't know it at the time.

In any case, little Forrest an me, we got packed up to go to Arkansas an the Whitewash River. Ever since we got in the oyster processin bidness, little Forrest an me have had a sort of uneasy truce. I mean, he is on his best behavior, an has saved me from mysef an my own stupidity more than once. He is vice-president an chief executive officer of Gump & Company, but in truth, he really runs the bidness, cause I certainly ain't got the brains to.

Well, it is a cool spring day when me an little Forrest get up to the Whitewash River. We hired ourselfs a canoe an packed it with pork n beans an Vienna sausages an cheeses an bologna an bread for sambwiches, an off we went.

The Whitewash River is very beautiful, an all the way down it, little Forrest is explainin to me the geologic history of the area, which you can see cut into the riverbanks from time to time. Like he says, it is to be seen in fossils - like me, I guess. We are close to the beginnin of the famous Smackover Formation, he says, which is where all the awl in the whole southeastern United States comes from.

At night we'd camp out on the banks of the river an build a little fire from driftwood an set around an cook our pork n beans an eat our supper, an I am thinkin that this is the first vacation I have ever had. Little Forrest is pretty cheery, an I am hopin me an him can get along better as the days go by. I sure am proud of the way he has growed up an taken charge of so much stuff at the Gump & Company oyster plant, but I am also worried that he is growin up too fast. I mean, I wonder if he has ever had a real boyhood, an got to play football an stuff like I did. I ast him about it, but he says it don't matter.

One night he give me a big surprise. He reaches in his knapsack an pulls out a ole harmonica, which in fact is the one I have kep all these years when I played it over in Vietnam an later with Jenny's band, The Cracked Eggs. To my amazement, he done begun to play some of the ole tunes, an he played em sweeter an prettier than I ever could of. I ast him how he learned to play the thing, an he just says, "Natural instinct, I guess."

We is almost finished with our trip down the river when I seen a feller on the banks hollerin an wavin at us an motionin to come over. So that's what we did. We pulled in at the bank, an he come on down an grap our bow line.

"Hi," he says. "You fellers new in these parts?"

We tole him we was from Mobile, Alabama, an that we was just passin through, but he says we gotta come up an look at some property he is tryin to sell on the river. He says it is the best property in the whole state of Arkansas, an will give it to us real cheap.

Now, I tole him we was not in the property buyin bidness just yet, but he is so persistent that I figgered it wouldn't hurt to foller him to his property, so as not to hurt his feelins. Well, when we got there, I gotta admit, I was somewhat disappointed. I mean, it was nice land an all, but they was a lot of sort of shabby buildins aroun, an people with car gardens an rubber tires in they yards, painted white. It kinda looked like a place I might of lived in mysef - at least till a year or so ago.

Anyhow, he says to just call him Bill, an not to worry about how the "outstructures" looked, account of in a week or so they would all be torn down an replaced by million-dollar houses, an so if we signed up now, we would be the first to get in on this good deal.

"Let me tell you fellers somethin," Bill says, "I am a politician in these parts, but politician don't pay enough, an so I have made the investment of my lifetime in the Whitewash River enterprise, an I guarantee it can't bring none of us nothin but satisfaction and success. You know what I mean?"

Well, ole Bill looked like sort of a nice guy. I mean, he seemed pretty genuine an had a husky down-to-earth voice, white woolly hair, a big ole reddish nose look like Santa Claus's, an a nice laugh - an he even introduced us to his wife, Hillary, who come out of a trailer wearin a granny dress an a hairdo look like a Beatle wig an brung us some Kool-Aid.

"Listen," Bill says in almost a whisper, "I ain't sposed to say anythin to anybody about this, but the truth is, this Whitewash River property is right over the Smackover Awl Formation, an even if you don't build you a house here, if you buy it now, afore anybody else finds out, you will be millionaires a hundrit times over, account of the awl."

Just about then, a ole feller shows up on the scene, an when I seen him, I like to of fainted dead away.

"Fellers," Bill says, "I want you to meet my partner."

It was Mister Tribble, my ole chess championship mentor, who everbody says was the one that stole all the money from me in the srimp bidness way back when.

When he seen me, Mister Tribble jumped back an looked sort of like he's gonna run off, but then he got hissef together an come up an shakes my hand.

"Well, it's good to see you again, Forrest," he says.

"Yeah," I says. "What you doin here?"

"It is a long story," he says. "But after your srimp bidness went bust, I needed a job. So I heard the governor, here, needed an adviser, an he took me on."

"Governor?" I ast.

"Why, yes, Bill is the governor of this state."

"Then how come you out sellin real estate?" I ast him.

"Cause it's the steal of a lifetime," Bill says. "Why, all you gotta do is sign here an the deal is done. An ole Mr. Tribble here, he will make his commission an profits, an we will all get rich."

"We is already rich," somebody says. It was little Forrest done piped up at last an said that.

"Well, then, you can get even richer," Bill says. "Why, it is rich people makes the world go around. I love rich people. Rich people are my friends."

Kinda sounded to me like he was runnin for president, but then, I am just a poor ole idiot. What in the world do I know?

"Now, I guess, Forrest," says Mister Tribble, "you are wonderin what happened to all your money from the srimp bidness?"

"Well, it crosses my mind, from time to time," I answered.

"Frankly, I took it," Mister Tribble says. "I mean, you were away assin around in New Orleans, an when the srimp begun to run out, I figgered I'd better put it in safekeepin for you."

"Yeah? How'd you do that?" I ast.

"Why, I purchased this lovely tract here on the Whitewash River. It is the investment of a lifetime," Mister Tribble says.

"That's bullshit," says little Forrest. "This land ain't worth a peehole in the snow."

"Ah, now, who are you, son?" Mister Tribble ast.

"Name's Forrest - An I ain't your son."

"Oh, I see. Well..."

"An what you're sayin is, we own this dump?"

"Ah, well, not exactly. You see, I used the srimp company money just for a down payment. I mean, a man has to live on somethin. So with the exception of the one-point-seven-million-dollar loan I had to take out, you own every square inch of this place."

"Yeah," Bill says, "but don't worry about the debt or anythin. After all, you know how federal savins and loan bidnesses are. They don't care if you pay it back or not."

"Issat so?" I ast.

"Never will, if I ever get to be president," Bill says.

Well, after that, we took our leaves from Bill an Mister Tribble, an little Forrest is hoppin mad.

"You oughta sue them bastids," he says.