Switch Hitter (Jock Hard 0.5)

I blink into the sunlight just beginning to pour through my bedroom window, rising to sit, propped against my headboard. Worried, I squint toward the clock. “What’s wrong? Why are you calling so ungodly early? Did something happen to Mom or Dad?”

“Oh jeez, don’t be so dramatic.” I hear the sound of the wind hitting the mouthpiece of her phone, an indication that she’s outside, probably getting ready for a run or something equally horrifying.

Mollified that there’s no emergency, I flop back onto my side, hunkering down. Grumble, “What do you want?”

“How did it go last night?”

“Fine?”

“And?”

“And nothing. It went fine.”

“My dates don’t ever go ‘fine’. They’re either fantastic or awful. So which was it?”

“I can’t even function right now. How are you this chipper?”

“Why aren’t you answering the question?” I swear I can hear her stop dead in her tracks. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”

My body goes still. “Why would you ask me that?”

“Twintuition.” She sniffs into the phone. “I felt it last night while I was with Hudson.”

Hudson. I still cannot get over that name.

“Oh Lord.”

“You had fun, didn’t you? You never texted me last night, so I was worried.” Through the line, she worries her bottom lip, a trait that always gave us away; Lucy would always chew her bottom lip while we were getting yelled at, like she’s doing now. “He wasn’t being a jerk, was he?”

Despite how groggy I am, my brows rise. “Is he normally a jerk?”

“No?”

“Why are you saying it like it’s a question? Don’t you know?”

“I’ve only been out with him twice, Amelia. I guess he can be kind of an asshole when he’s with his friends?” I imagine her bending down to re-tie her shoes. “So was he one with you?”

“No.” Not at all. He was perfect.

“Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see what you’d say.” She sounds satisfied. “I felt it.”

“Honest to God, would you please stop saying that?” She is so annoying sometimes, especially before seven AM. “You’re making me mental.”

She ignores me. “How long were you out?”

“I don’t know, I think I got home around one?”

“Really, that late?” Her air of approval is palpable. “What else?”

“Well, I mean, after he dropped me off at your place, I had to walk home.” I sound begrudged. “In the dark.”

“Yeah, yeah. Did he try to kiss us?”

Jesus. “Kind of.”

“Did we let him?”

“No, but it was a pretty hardcore dodge and weave.” And I wanted him too, so badly. We’re both dead silent, waiting for my answer. “There’s something I should probably tell you.” I take a deep breath and confess, “I accidentally spoke Spanish with him last night.”

Ten bucks says Lucy is wrinkling her nose at me. “He speaks Spanish?”

“Are you kidding me right now? Yes he speaks Spanish—he’s Latino. Do you pay attention to anyone but yourself?”

“Sue me for not knowing, jeez. Tell me what was said and how it pertains to me, and do it quickly—I haven’t started my run yet and I’m freezing my ass off out here.”

“I had a conversation with him in Spanish, Luce.” And the whole thing was so freaking sexy. The Rs rolling off his tongue…the deep timbre of his accent…

“Wait a minute.” My twin inhales a breath, catching on. “Did you forget the small fact that I don’t speak any Spanish! God Amelia, why would you do that to me?” my sister shouts through the phone. I pull it away from my ear, tapping down on the volume button.

“It just slipped out! I’m sorry, I got caught up in the moment.”

“Caught up in the moment? What the hell were you guys doing? I thought you went to a concert—no one talks at concerts!”

“We did go to a concert! But he was saying stuff and it was so sweet, it just felt natural to reply in Spanish, and then one thing led to another and we were having a conversation.”

“I don’t understand how it just slipped out,” she intones sarcastically.

I roll my eyes. “I doubt I have to explain how alluring he is, Lucy. You’ve been out with him twice—do you blame me?” Crap, that was totally inappropriate. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to say that.”

“Uh…if you like this guy, just tell me, Amelia.”

“What would make you think I like him?” I want to face-palm myself with an anvil.

“You just said he was alluring. Who uses words like that?”

“I do.”

“Hmm.”

“You woke me up—what do you want me to say?”

The thing about my sister—no matter how flighty or vain or selfish she can be—is that she always wants what’s best for me. I know I’m not going back to sleep until we talk this out.

“The entire time I was out with Hudson last night, I kept getting these niggling vibes,” she begins slowly, enunciating every word. “Like, the whole damn time. I could barely concentrate on my date.”

I hate when she does this.

I hate when she’s right.

It’s creepy.

“Your twintuition is wrong.”

I’m lying and we both know it.

“Do you know,” she begins thoughtfully, “he’s been texting me since late last night, then again this morning, and now I know why half of them were in Spanish. I couldn’t freaking understand most of them, and I’m not about to Google translate a text conversation.”

“Oh? He texted you? That’s good.” I’m dying inside, doing my best to sound nonchalant despite this frantically beating heart.

The line goes quiet.

“Luce? What did he say?”

“The usual.”

She’s going to make me work for it.

“Which is what? I have no idea what the usual is.”

“Well, for one thing—and please don’t ever repeat this—Dash has never texted me before. Normally I’m the one sending him texts, which is so annoying. I hate when guys are like that. I hate having to message them first. I’m only admitting that to you because you’re my sister and I forced you to go out with him.”

I hate myself for asking, but, “Like…what else was he saying?” About me.

A loud sigh from the other end of the line. “I don’t remember, Amelia. Stuff. The point is, he must have thought I was acting like a complete freak, ’cause he asked if I was feeling better and said maybe it was a mistake taking me to a concert, said he regrets how it was impossible to talk, blah blah blah. So annoying, don’t you think? Anyway,” she continues without letting me answer, “thanks for doing such a crap job as my stand-in that he thought I was sick. You could have made out with him to be a little more convincing. He’s so hot.”

“I was doing you a favor!” My mouth gapes open. “You should’ve thought about that when you begged me to be you for the night so you could go out with some guy name Hudson. Hudson—seriously, what kind of a name is that?”

“He—”

I don’t let her get two words in before interrupting. “What did you think was gonna happen last night Lucy? With a guy like that, who has feelings—yeah, real feelings. He might be crazy good-looking, but he was really great, so yeah, the

Spanish just came flying out because I hardly get to practice anymore, and you’re just going to have to deal with it.”

“What the heck am I supposed to do? He’s going to say all this shit I’m not going to understand.”

Not to sound callous, but, “You don’t even like the guy!”

“How do you know?”

“If you liked Dash, you would have gone out with him and not Hudson.” I can barely get the guy’s name out.

There’s a long stretch of silence on the other end of the line, and I wonder what’s going through her mind right now as she formulates a reply. It’s either that or she’s stretching, prepping for her run.