Forever Pucked (Pucked 4)

My mom puts her hand on Charlene’s shoulder. “You know you can always talk to me about these kinds of things, sweetie. I had a lot of fun before I settled down with Sidney, if you know what I mean.”

“Robbie’s the only man I’ve ever been with.” Daisy’s doing that twirling thing again with her hair.

My mom is definitely on the road to drunk, based on how touchy she’s become. She pulls Daisy into a side-hug. “Since I already know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in the package department, I can see why you would’ve claimed Robbie as soon as you could!”

“It was a little scary the first time.”

“For the love of—” The doorbell rings. “I’ll get that!” I yell, already on the move. Right about now I’d accept a stitchable laceration to get out of this dick discussion.

“I’ll come with you!” Charlene follows me down the hall to the front door.

“Thanks for encouraging that. My therapy bills are going to be through the roof after today.” I elbow her in the side.

“Those two are crazy.”

“Do you think we’ll be like that when we’re their age?”

“I sure as hell hope so.”

I open the front door to find Buck and Sunny, Balls and Lily, and Lance standing on the doorstep. Lance’s massive lime green Hummer is parked in the driveway behind them. It’s like a tank, but way more conspicuous. Kind of like Lance.

“Come on in, guys. Lily, Sunny, you’re just in time to be emotionally scarred by hearing my mom and Daisy talk about jizz.”

“So the usual?” Lily comes in for a hug.

“Do you girls talk about anything other than sex?” Randy helps Lily out of her coat and adjusts the strap of her dress, bending to kiss her shoulder. Those two radiate hormones.

“Not really,” Charlene replies.

“I’m more than willing to hang out and talk about sex with you girls,” Lance says.

“Over my dead fucking body, Romance,” Randy says.

“So territorial.” Lily rolls her eyes, but she’s grinning.

Lance winks and squeezes my shoulder. “How’s the captain doing?”

“He’s getting better. It’s slow going, but he looks a lot less like he’s a victim of a mugging.”

“Good to hear. He’s missed on the ice.”

“You should tell him that. I think his ego is almost as broken as his body.”

I like Lance a lot more since he kicked the shit out of Cockburn. Not because of the reciprocated violence, but because of the retribution. He also dropped by the hospital more than once. I still think he’s the biggest manwhore in the entire league, but he’s a good guy, even with the serious commitment and anger-management issues. He’s a softie under that mountain of muscle and rage. He’s messaged me every day and called to check on me and Alex. It’s sweet.

Buck and Sunny are standing off to the side, whispering. Buck’s cradling her cheek in his palm, forehead creased, and Sunny seems pale.

“Everything okay with those two?” I ask Lily, since they don’t seem to be paying attention to anyone outside their bubble.

“We were playing charades until late.” Lily says. “And drinking too much wine.”

“Charades, huh?”

“The boys refused to play strip poker.” Lily shrugs.

“Only I see you naked,” Randy growls.

I’m missing all the action. With Alex being injured and Daisy here, company hasn’t been an option, and I haven’t felt right about going out to have fun while Alex suffers alone.

Buck and Sunny finally break apart. It’s normal for him to fawn over her, but this seems excessive. “Sweets, I think you should sit down,” he tells her.

“Honestly, I’m fine, Miller.” She pats his hand and smiles, but she looks tired, and her eyes are red and puffy when she turns to me. “How’s everything? Is my mom driving you nuts? What about Alex?”

“I haven’t had to make a meal since she got here, and Alex is doing well, considering.”

“She really does love to cook.”

“I think we have meals covered for the next month.”

“You need help with that, let me know; I’m always available for dinners on off-game days.” Lance pats his insane shirt-covered six-pack.

“So are we.” Randy slips his arm around Lily’s waist and pulls her against him. Probably so he can rub his dick on her.

“I can cook just fine.” Lily looks legitimately offended.

“You sure can, luscious, but I’m just offering our exceptional company in case Vi and Alex need it. Plus, I like their bathrooms.”

I point a finger at Lily, because she’s as bad as Randy with the sneaking off to have sex. “You two aren’t allowed to disappear upstairs. Daisy’s sleeping in the room you two like to get your fuck on in.”

“There are plenty of rooms in this house, and beds are totally overrated.” Randy rubs his beard on Lily’s neck and she shivers.

It’s like beard porn. I don’t know how she stands it. I can’t manage Alex with a scruffy face in the winter. My skin gets all red, and then it chafes and peels. Not sexy.