“I feel bad, maybe we should go back,” Niya says, and we all look at her“No way” Abbey and I say at the same time“But”“No Niya, we're sticking to our guns,” I tell her and she sits back“We need some excitement,” Abbey says, and I sit up looking at her“Like what?”“A night on the town, there’s a stripper bar down the street we should go its ladies’ night and maybe we could get the guys to come back and party with us” she says and Niya rolls her eyes“They wouldn’t want to party with us” Lena says“Why not” I ask her“Because we're all married” I look at Abbey“We’re not”“But you're still with Saint”“So”“Zoey, I’m all for coming down here, but that’s too far”“No way, we’re going out to ogle some hot male strippers” Abbey tells her sister in law“I’ll ogle just no partying after” Lena tells her and she sighs“Fine no partying”*We dress up in our sexiest outfits, hair, makeup and loads of drinks in and head down to the bar the lines just starting so we get in finding some seats “God even the bouncer was cute” Abbey says looking back at himThe place fills up pretty fast and before we know it the lights go down and a spotlight appears on stage, fog floats over the stage and music starts “God this is so much fun” Abbey says downing a shot, as a guy in a suit stands on stage music starts and he begins to move the crowd erupting with screams“Damn, I think I’m ovulating” Lena shouts, holding up money and we all laugh“I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES” Abbey screams so loud waving money in her hand and the guy looks at her and he pulls her up on stage and she’s sat in a chair where he proceeds to give her one hell of a lap dance“Damn, he’s some fine piece of ass” Tink says and we look at her“What? I’m married, not dead,” she tells us, and I turn back just as the song ends, and the guy carries Abbey backstage.The night goes off without a hit, and I have one hell of a buzz, Abbey comes back to the table after her stage show smiling “What did you do?” Lena asks her“Invited the guys back to ours for lunch tomorrow.”“ABBEY!” the girls yell“Don’t worry; you’ll like them.”We stay for the rest of the show and head back to the hotel minus about a hundred bucks each that was firmly shoved into parts of a very fine man’s g-string “That was so much fun” Maggie says and I smile“Right” Abbey agrees with her“Damn is it hot or is that just me” Niya asks fanning herself“It’s hot” I tell her“So, what time are these strippers coming tomorrow?” I ask Abbey not sure if it’s a good idea“Around twelve for a pool party” she says smiling“A pool party tomorrow” Niya asks her“Well, I’m tired” Niya says and I look at her“That’s because you're pregnant,” she rubs her belly smiling“Well, let’s get some sleep if where entertaining strippers tomorrow” Lena’s says and we all laugh heading to our rooms.*We lay around the pool enjoying the sun when a large group of very fine men come walking in smiling “Damn” Abbey says and we all stand “hey guys glad you could make it, these are the girls” Abbey says introducing us all“So, you’re all married to actual bikers” one of them asks and I can instantly tell he’s gay and I look at Niya who’s smiling. We find out that all of the guys are gay and two of them are married“So how did you all become strippers?” Maggie asks them“We’ve all known each other for years we like to work out and we’re constantly hit on at the gym by men and women so we decided to start our own dance troop and the rest is history”“How long have you been doing it?” Lena asks“About four years now”“Do you make a lot of money” Tink asks“Yeah, we can make a decent living” Ricky says“Can you show us some moves” Abbey asks and AJ stands up taking her hand and one of the girls puts on some music. AJ spins Abbey around as Andrew holds out his hand for me and I jump up and he pulls me to him spinning me around so my backs to him and he holds me tight to him and I don’t feel one boner and I relax as they all show us how to dirty dance“You know I’ve always wanted to know how to dance like in dirty dancing” Tink says as Ricky gets up holding out his hand to her“Well then little Tink let me show you,” he says, smiling and she blushes and we all whistle and cheer as Ricky shows Tink, how to move, their bodies so close there’s not one millimeter between them