"How's my daughter?"
"She's dancing." I laugh.
"Dancing? Oh yes! Wow. I can feel her." He grins as Blip Two somersaults inside me.
"I think she likes sex already."
Christian frowns. "Really?" he says dryly. He moves so his lips are against my bump. "There'll be none of that until you're thirty, young lady."
I giggle. "Oh, Christian, you are such a hypocrite."
"No, I'm an anxious father." He gazes up at me, his brow furrowed betraying his anxiety.
"You're a wonderful father, as I knew you would be." I caress his lovely face, and he gives me his shy smile.
"I like this," he murmurs stroking then kissing my belly. "There's more of you."
I pout. "I don't like more of me."
"It's great when you come."
"Christian!"
"And I'm looking forward to the taste of breast milk again."
"Christian! You are such a kinky - "
He swoops on me suddenly, kissing me hard, throwing his leg over mine, and grabbing my hands so they are above my head. "You love the kinky f**kery," he whispers, and he runs his nose down mine. I grin, caught in his infectious, wicked smile. "Yes, I love the kinky f**kery. And I love you. Very much."
I jerk awake, woken by a high-pitched squeal of delight from my son, and even though I can't see him or Christian, I grin like an idiot with my glee. Ted has woken from his nap, and he and Christian are romping nearby. I lie quietly, still marveling at Christian's capacity for play. His patience with Teddy is extraordinary - much more so than with me. I snort. But then, that's how it should be. And my beautiful little boy, the apple of his mother and father's eyes, knows no fear. Christian, on the other hand, is still far too overprotective - of both of us. My sweet, mercurial, controlling Fifty.
"Let's find Mommy. She's here in the meadow somewhere."
Ted says something I don't hear, and Christian laughs freely, happily. It's a magical sound, filled with his paternal joy. I can't resist. I struggle up onto my elbows to spy on them from my hiding place in the long grass.
Christian is swinging Ted around and around, making him squeal once more in delight. He stops, launches him high into the air - - I stop breathing - - then he catches him. Ted shrieks with childish abandon and I breathe a sigh of relief. Oh my little man, my darling little man, always on the go.
"'Gain, Daddy!" he squeals. Christian obliges, and my heart leaps into my mouth once more as he tosses Teddy into the air then catches him again, clutching him close. Christian kisses Ted's copper-colored hair, and blows a kiss on his cheek. Teddy is oblivious. He squirms, pushing Christian's chest and wanting out of his arms. Grinning, Christian sets him on the ground.
"Let's find Mommy. She's hiding in the grass."
Ted beams, enjoying the game, and looks around the meadow. Grasping Christian's hand, he points to somewhere I'm not, and it makes me giggle. I lie back down quickly, delighting in this game.
"Ted, I heard Mommy. Did you hear her?"
"Mommy! "
I giggle-snort at Ted's imperious tone. Jeez - so like his dad, and he's only two.
"Teddy!" I call back, gazing up the sky with a ridiculous grin on my face.
"Mommy!"
All too soon I hear their footsteps trampling through the meadow, and first Ted then Christian bursts through the long grass.
"Mommy!" Ted screeches as if he's found the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre and he leaps onto me.
"Hey, baby boy!" I cradle him against me and kiss his chubby cheek. He giggles and kisses me in return, then struggles out of my arms.
"Hello, Mommy." Christian smiles down at me.
"Hello, Daddy." I grin up at him. He leans down, picks Ted up, and sits down beside me with our son in his lap.
"Gently with Mommy," he admonishes Ted. I smirk - the irony is not lost on me. From his pocket, Christian produces his BlackBerry and gives it to Ted. This will probably win us five minutes' peace, maximum. Teddy studies it, his little brow furrowed. He looks so serious, blue eyes concentrating hard, just like his daddy does when he reads his e-mails. Christian nuzzles Ted's hair, and my heart swells to look at them both. Two peas in a pod: my son sitting quietly - for a few moments at least - in my husband's lap. My two favorite men in the whole world.
Of course, Ted is the most beautiful and talented child on the planet, but then I am his mother so I would think that. And Christian is . . . well, Christian is just himself. In white T-shirt and jeans, he looks as hot as usual. What did I do to win such a prize?
"You look well, Mrs. Grey."
"As do you, Mr. Grey."
"Isn't Mommy pretty?" Christian whispers in Ted's ear. Ted swats him away, more interested in Daddy's BlackBerry.
I giggle. "You can't get around him."
"I know." Christian grins and kisses Ted's hair. "I can't believe he'll be two tomorrow." His tone is wistful. Reaching across, he spreads his hand over my bump. "Let's have lots of children," he says.
"One more at least." I grin, and he caresses my belly.
"How is my daughter?"
"She's good. Asleep, I think."
"Hello, Mr. Grey. Hi, Ana."
We both turn to see Sophie, Taylor's ten-year-old daughter, appear out of the long grass.
"Soeee," Ted squeals with delighted recognition. He struggles out of Christian's lap, discarding the BlackBerry.
"I have some popsicles from Gail," Sophie says. "Can I give one to Ted?"
"Sure." I say. Oh dear, this is going to be messy.