Lord Edgware Dies (Hercule Poirot 9)

At that moment Jane sailed in from the next room, Carlotta Adams behind her. I presume that Jane had now “fixed her face,” whatever that term denoted, to her own satisfaction. It looked to me exactly

the same as before and quite incapable of improvement.

The supper party that followed was quite a merry one, yet I sometimes had the feeling that there were undercurrents which I was incapable of appreciating.

Jane Wilkinson I acquitted of any subtleties. She was obviously a young woman who saw only one thing at a time. She had desired an interview with Poirot, and had carried her point and obtained her desire without delay. Now she was obviously in high good humour. Her desire to include Carlotta Adams in the party had been, I decided, a mere whim. She had been highly amused, as a child might be amused, by the clever counterfeit of herself.

No, the undercurrents that I sensed were nothing to do with Jane Wilkinson. In what direction did they lie?

I studied the guests in turn. Bryan Martin? He was certainly not behaving quite naturally. But that, I told myself, might be merely characteristic of a film star. The exaggerated self-consciousness of a vain man too accustomed to playing a part to lay it aside easily.

Carlotta Adams, at any rate, was behaving naturally enough. She was a quiet girl with a pleasant low voice. I studied her with some attention now that I had a chance to do so at close quarters. She had, I thought, distinct charm, but charm of a somewhat negative order. It consisted in an absence of any jarring or strident note. She was a kind of personified soft agreement. Her very appearance was negative. Soft dark hair, eyes a rather colourless pale blue, pale face and a mobile sensitive mouth. A face that you liked but that you would find it hard to know again if you were to meet her, say, in different clothes.

She seemed pleased at Jane’s graciousness and complimentary sayings. Any girl would be, I thought—and then—just at that moment—something occurred that caused me to revise that rather hasty opinion.

Carlotta Adams looked across the table at her hostess who was at that moment turning her head to talk to Poirot. There was a curious scrutinizing quality in the girl’s gaze—it seemed a deliberate summing up, and at the same time it struck me that there was a very definite hostility in those pale blue eyes.

Fancy, perhaps. Or possibly professional jealousy. Jane was a successful actress who had definitely arrived. Carlotta was merely climbing the ladder.

I looked at the three other members of the party. Mr. and Mrs. Widburn, what about them? He was a tall cadaverous man, she a plump, fair, gushing soul. They appeared to be wealthy people with a passion for everything connected with the stage. They were in fact, unwilling to talk on any other subject. Owing to my recent absence from England they found me sadly ill-informed, and finally Mrs. Widburn turned a plump shoulder on me and remembered my existence no more.

The last member of the party was the dark young man with the round cheerful face who was Carlotta Adams’ escort. I had had my suspicions from the first that the young man was not quite so sober as he might have been. As he drank more champagne this became even more clearly apparent.

He appeared to be suffering from a profound sense of injury. For the first half of the meal he sat in gloomy silence. Towards the latter half he unbosomed himself to me apparently under the impression that I was one of his oldest friends.

“What I mean to say,” he said. “It isn’t. No, dear old chap, it isn’t—”

I omit the slight slurring together of the words.

“I mean to say,” he went on, “I ask you? I mean if you take a girl—well, I mean—butting in. Going round upsetting things. Not as though I’d ever said a word to her I shouldn’t have done. She’s not the sort. You know—Puritan fathers—the Mayflower—all that. Dash it—the girl’s straight. What I mean is—what was I saying?”

“That it was hard lines,” I said soothingly.

“Well, dash it all, it is. Dash it, I had to borrow the money for this beano from my tailor. Very obliging chap, my tailor. I’ve owed him money for years. Makes a sort of bond between us. Nothing like a bond, is there, dear old fellow. You and I. You and I. Who the devil are you, by the way?”

“My name is Hastings.”

“You don’t say so. Now I could have sworn you were a chap called Spencer Jones. Dear old Spencer Jones. Met him at the Eton and Harrow and borrowed a fiver from him. What I say is one face is very like another face—that’s what I say. If we were a lot of Chinks we wouldn’t know each other apart.”

He shook his head sadly, then cheered up suddenly and drank off some more champagne.

“Anyway,” he said. “I’m not a damned nigger.”

This reflection seemed to cause him such elation that he presently made several remarks of a hopeful character.

“Look on the bright side, my boy,” he adjured me. “What I say is, look on the bright side. One of these days—when I’m seventy-five or so, I’m going to be a rich man. When my uncle dies. Then I can pay my tailor.”

He sat smiling happily at the thought.

There was something strangely likeable about the young man. He had a round face and an absurdly small black moustache that gave one the impression of being marooned in the middle of a desert.

Carlotta Adams, I noticed, had an eye on him, and it was after a glance in his direction that she rose and broke up the party.

“It was just sweet of you to come up here,” said Jane. “I do so love doing things on the spur of the moment, don’t you?”

“No,” said Miss Adams. “I’m afraid I always plan a thing out very carefully before I do it. It saves—worry.”

There was something faintly disagreeable in her manner.

“Well, at any rate the results justify you,” laughed Jane. “I don’t know when I enjoyed anything so much as I did your show tonight.”

The American girl’s face relaxed.

“Well, that’s very sweet of you,” she said warmly. “And I guess I appreciate your telling me so. I need encouragement. We all do.”

“Carlotta,” said the young man with the black moustache. “Shake hands and say thank you for the party to Aunt Jane and come along.”

The way he walked straight through the door was a miracle of concentration. Carlotta followed him quickly.

“Well,” said Jane, “what was that that blew in and called me Aunt Jane? I hadn’t noticed him before.”

“My dear,” said Mrs. Widburn. “You mustn’t take any notice of him. Most brilliant as a boy in the O.U.D.S. You’d hardly think so now, would you? I hate to see early promise come to nothing. But Charles and I positively must toddle.”

The Widburns duly toddled and Bryan Martin went with them.

“Well, M. Poirot?”

He smiled at her.

“Eh bien, Lady Edgware?”

“For goodness’ sake, don’t call me that. Let me forget it! If you aren’t the hardest-hearted little man in Europe!”

“But no, but no, I am not hard-hearted.”

Poirot, I thought, had had quite enough champagne, possibly a glass too much.

“Then you’ll go and see my husband? And make him do what I want?”

“I will go and see him,” Poirot promised cautiously.

“And if he turns you down—as he will—you’ll think of a clever plan. They say you’re the cleverest man in England, M. Poirot.”

“Madame, when I am hard-hearted, it is Europe you mention. But for cleverness you say only England.”

“If you put this through I’ll say the universe.”

Poirot raised a deprecating hand.

“Madame, I promise nothing. In the interests of the psychology I will endeavour to arrange a meeting with your husband.”

“Psychoanalyse him as much as you like. Maybe it would do him good. But you’ve got to pull it off—for my sake. I’ve got to have my romance, M. Poirot.”

She added dreamily: “Just think of the sensation it will make.”

Three

THE MAN WITH THE GOLD TOOTH

It was a few days later, when we were sitting at breakfast, that Poirot flung across to me a letter that he had just opened.

“Well, mon ami,” he said. “What do you thin

k of that?”

The note was from Lord Edgware and in stiff formal language it made an appointment for the following day at eleven.

I must say that I was very much surprised. I had taken Poirot’s words uttered lightly in a convivial moment, and I had had no idea that he had actually taken steps to carry out his promise.

Poirot, who was very quick-witted, read my mind and his eyes twinkled a little.

“But yes, mon ami, it was not solely the champagne.”

“I didn’t mean that.”

“But yes—but yes—you thought to yourself, the poor old one, he has the spirit of the party, he promises things that he will not perform—that he has no intention of performing. But, my friend, the promises of Hercule Poirot are sacred.”

He drew himself up in a stately manner as he said the last words. “Of course. Of course. I know that,” I said hastily. “But I thought that perhaps your judgment was slightly—what shall I say—influenced.”

“I am not in the habit of letting my judgment be ‘influenced’ as you call it, Hastings. The best and driest of champagne, the most golden-haired and seductive of women—nothing influences the judgment of Hercule Poirot. No, mon ami, I am interested—that is all.”

“In Jane Wilkinson’s love affair?”

“Not exactly that. Her love affair, as you call it, is a very commonplace business. It is a step in the successful career of a very beautiful woman. If the Duke of Merton had neither a title nor wealth his romantic likeness to a dreamy monk would no longer interest the lady. No, Hastings, what intrigues me is the psychology of the matter. The interplay of character. I welcome the chance of studying Lord Edgware at close quarters.”

“You do not expect to be successful in your mission?”

“Pourquoi pas? Every man has his weak spot. Do not imagine, Hastings, that because I am studying the case from a psychological standpoint, I shall not try my best to succeed in the commission entrusted to me. I always enjoy exercising my ingenuity.”

I had feared an allusion to the little grey cells and was thankful to be spared it.