Bad Teacher

What I want is to just be able to give in to my desires without anyone judging, but since that’s not an option, I’ll take doing it in full secrecy instead. I always ship the packages to my home after ordering them via a secure proxy, so no one will find out it was me.

Who knows where the panties come from. I don’t, that’s for sure.

The sellers don’t say who they are or where they live.

That’s just how it goes. No personal information is exchanged because you never know what might happen. Some dirty perv might end up snooping around on their porch. Nope, that’d be a sure thing I’d want to avoid, so I completely understand.

But it is strange, though … I mean, those panties could come from anyone.

Even my next-door neighbor.

Or that hot chick from the deli store down the block.

That’d be a wet dream. I grin.

Suddenly, the familiar jingle of my email pulls me from my thoughts. An email just came in … from the panty girl.

“Wow, you’re quick,” I mumble as I open the email.

From:

To:

Hi there,

Yes, of course. I’ve included some pictures of the pink lace underwear. If you meant a different one, let me know, and I’ll send over some pics. I have different colors of the same type too. I can sell you a set.

I can tell you more about when I wore them and what I did, but I don’t know what you’re looking for. Do you have anything specific you want to know? These pink ones were worn on a day out to the mall. I had them on for an entire day.

As for the price, it’s $30 for one, $50 for three, and you can have eight for $100. You can send the money to this email via PayPal.

Have a great day,

Pantylicious

Whoa, this girl is up in her business, and for an individual running that type of website, it’s impressive. Does she do this often? I wonder.

“Interesting,” I mumble, typing back my response.

From:

To:

Hey,

Awesome. Looks great. I’d love to have three of those. Can you include the pink one and 2 other colors? I’ve sent the money to your PayPal.

Also … what do you do for a living? And what do you look like?

Three. Maybe I should’ve picked the option that includes eight. I’m not sure three will do.

I mean … with all these products launching simultaneously and having to pitch every single one to the shareholders really pulls a number on your stress levels.

So I’m gonna need to fill up my dirty drawer to the brim.

From:

To:

I’m sorry, but what does my profession have to do with you buying my panties?

Thanks for the money.

Feisty. I like that …

From:

To:

If I’m going to buy panties from a girl, it’d better be legal. Plus, it helps with the fantasy, you know?

Besides, if I like what you have to offer, I might be interested in buying more, but that all depends on the fantasy you’re willing to sell.

PS: I like your fire. Redhead?

Her reply is almost instant.

From:

To:

No. Medium length, dark blond hair. I’m a Caucasian in her twenties, college grad. Just a regular girl trying to make a buck.

Any other private information you wish to be privy to?

I’ll send your package out today; I’ll let you know when I have a tracking code.

PS: If we’re going to go back and forth like this, we might as well talk in a chat. That is if you’re interested in buying more of the goods. You can reach me on Twitter: @Pantylicious

Well, fuck me. First base already.

I smirk. She’s bold. I like that. Not afraid to go after what she wants, which is obviously money, and that’s okay. I have plenty.

I start my Twitter and create a new account using the same email I have for buying panties, and I go to her profile to send a DM.

Pantysniffer3000: Well, this is much easier. But I am curious why you chose to give me your Twitter. Things like that could be dangerous for you.

Pantylicious: Should I be scared now?

Pantysniffer3000: No, of course not. You can trust me.

Pantylicious: Great. Because you know what happens if that turns out to be a lie.

I narrow my eyes. What happens? Is this a threat? It only makes me more interested in her. Probably not the reaction she was hoping for.

Pantysniffer3000: Amuse me.

Pantylicious: I have your email. If you do anything against the law, I can show it to the cops.

Pantysniffer3000: You’re selling me your panties … I think this is a two-way street.

Pantylicious: Fine. I’ll trust you if you trust me.

Pantysniffer3000: I have no other choice, now do I? You already have my payment, so you have all the information you need from me.

Pantylicious: Don’t think I care enough to find out who you are.