The coating of ice dissolved instantly, causing clouds of steam and then rain as the water particles condensed on the metal ceiling. Cold packs popped like balloons, sending crystals ricocheting around the surgery. It was like being in the center of a multicolored storm.
“You need to get in there now!” said Foaly in Holly’s ear.
“What?”
“Get in there. The magic is spreading up his spinal column. Hold his head still for the healing, or any damaged cells could be replicated. And once something’s been healed, we can’t undo it.”
Great, thought Holly. Hold Butler still. No problem. She battled her way through the debris, cold-pack crystals popping against her visor. The human’s frame continued thrashing in the cryo pod, shrouded by a cloud of steam.
Holly clamped a hand on either side of Butler’s head. The vibrations traveled the length of her arms and through her body.
“Hold him, Holly. Hold him!”
Holly leaned across the pod, placing the weight of her body on the bodyguard’s head. In all the confusion, she couldn’t tell if her efforts were having any effect whatsoever.
“Here it comes!” said Foaly in her ear. “Brace yourself!”
The magical lattice spread along Butler’s neck and across his face. Blue sparks targeted the eyes, traveling along the optic nerve, into the brain itself. Butler’s eyes flew open, rolling in their sockets. His mouth was reactivated too, spewing out long strings of words in various languages. None of which made any sense.
“His brain is running tests,” said Foaly. “Just to check that everything’s working.”
Each muscle and joint was tested to its limit; rolling, swiveling, and stretching. Hair follicles grew at an accelerated rate, covering Butler’s normally shaven dome with a thick growth of hair. Nails shot out of his fingers like tiger claws and a raggedy beard snaked from his chin.
Holly could only hang on. She imagined that this was how it must feel to be a rodeo cowboy straddling a particularly bad-tempered bull.
Eventually the sparks dissipated, spiraling into the air like the embers on a breeze. Butler calmed and settled, his body sinking into six inches of water and coolant. His breathing was slow and deep.
“We did it,” said Holly, sliding off the pod onto her knees. “He’s alive.”
“Don’t start celebrating just yet,” said Foaly. “There’s still a long way to go. He won’t regain consciousness for a couple of days at least, and even then who knows what shape his mind will be in. And of course, there’s the obvious problem.”
Holly raised her visor. “What obvious problem?”
“See for yourself.”
Captain Short was almost afraid to look at whatever lay in the pod. Grotesque images crowded her imagination. What kind of misshapen mutant human had they created? The first thing she noticed was Butler’s chest. The bullet hole itself had completely disappeared, but the skin had darkened, with a red line amid the black. It looked like a capital I.
“Kevlar,” explained Foaly. “Some of it must have replicated. Not enough to kill him, thankfully, but enough to slow down his breathing. Butler won’t be running any marathons with those fibers clinging to his ribs.”
“What’s the red line?”
“At a guess, I’d say dye. There must have been writing on the original bulletproof jacket.”
Holly glanced around the surgery. Butler’s vest lay discarded in a corner. The letters FBI were printed in red across the chest. There was a small hole in the center of the I.
“Ah, well,” said the centaur. “It’s a small price to pay for his life. He can pretend it’s a tattoo. They’re very popular among Mud Men these days.”
Holly had been hoping the Kevlar-reinforced skin was the “obvious problem” Foaly had been referring to. But there was something else. The something else became immediately apparent when her gaze landed on the bodyguard’s face. Or more accurately, the hair sprouting from his face.
“Oh, gods,” she breathed. “Artemis is not going to like this.”
Artemis paced the yard while his bodyguard underwent magical surgery. Now that his plan was actually in progress, doubts began to chew at the edges of his mind like slugs on a leaf. Was this the right thing to do? What if Butler wasn’t himself? After all, his father had been undeniably different on the day he had finally come back to them. He would never forget that first conversation. . . .
Excerpt from Artemis Fowl’s diary, disk 2 (encrypted)
The doctors in Helsinki were determined that they would pump my father full of vitamin supplements. He was just as determined that they wouldn’t. And a determined Fowl usually gets his way.
“I am perfectly fine,” he insisted.“Please allow me some time to reacquaint myself with my family.”
The doctors withdrew, disarmed by his personality. I was surprised by this approach. Charm had never been my father’s weapon of choice. He had previously achieved his aims by bulldozing over anybody stupid enough to stand in his way.
Father sat in the hospital room’s only armchair, his shortened leg resting on a footstool. My mother was perched on the armrest, resplendent in white Armani faux fur.
Father caught me looking at his leg. “Don’t worry, Arty,” he said.“I’m being measured for a prosthesis tomorrow. Dr. Hermann Gruber is being flown in from Dortmund.”
I had heard of Gruber. He worked with the German special Olympics squad. The best.
“I’m going to ask for something sporty. Maybe with speed stripes.”
A joke. That wasn’t like my father.
Angeline ruffled her husband’s hair.
“Stop teasing, darling. This is difficult for Arty, you know. He was only a baby when you left.”
“Hardly a baby, Mother,” I said. “I was eleven. after all.”
My father smiled at me fondly. Perhaps now would be an appropriate time for us to talk, before his good mood wore off to be replaced by the usual gruffness.
“Father. Things have changed, since your disappearance. I have changed.”
Father nodded solemnly.
“Yes, you are right. We need to talk about the business.”
Ah, yes. Back to business. This was the father I remembered.
“I think you will find that the family bank accounts are healthy, and I trust you will approve of the stock portfolio. It has yielded an eighteen-percent return in the past financial year. Eighteen percent is quite exemplary in the current market. I haven’t failed you.”
“I have failed you, son,” said Artemis senior, “if you think bank accounts and stocks are all that’s important. You must have learned that from me.”
He pulled me close to him.
“I haven’t been the perfect father, Arty, far from it. Too busy with the family business. I was always taught that it was my duty to carry on the Fowl empire. A criminal empire, as we both know. If any good has come out of my abduction, it’s that I have reassessed my priorities. I want a new life for us all.”
I could not believe what I was hearing. One of my most persistent memories was of Father repeatedly quoting the family motto, Aurum Est Potestas:“Go
ld Is Power.”And now, here he was, turning his back on Fowl principles. What had the magic done to him?
“Gold isn’t all-important, Arty,” he continued. “Neither is power. We have everything we need right here. The three of us.”
I was utterly surprised. But not unpleasantly so.
“But, Father. You have always said . . . This isn’t you. You’re a new man.”
Mother joined the conversation.“No, Arty. Not a new man. An old one. The one I fell in love with and married, before the Fowl empire took over. And now I have him back, we’re a family again.”
I looked at my parents, how happy they were together. A family? Was it possible that the Fowls could be a normal family?
Ice Age Cryogenics
Artemis was yanked back to the present by a commotion from inside the Ice Age mobile unit. The mobile unit began to rock on its axles, blue light crackling from beneath the door.
Artemis did not panic. He had seen healings before. Last year, when Holly had reattached her index finger, the magical fallout had shattered half a ton of ice. And that was for one little finger. Imagine the damage Butler’s system could do, repairing a critical injury.
The pandemonium continued for several minutes, popping two of the van’s tires and completely wrecking the suspension. Luckily, the institute was locked up for the night, or Dr. Lane would certainly be adding automobile repairs to her bill.
Eventually the magical storm subsided, and the vehicle settled like a roller-coaster car after the ride. Holly opened the rear door, leaning heavily against the frame. She was exhausted, drained. A sickly pallor glowed through her coffee-colored complexion.
“Well?” demanded Artemis. “Is he alive?”
Holly didn’t answer. A strenuous healing often resulted in nausea and fatigue. Captain Short took several deep breaths, resting on the rear bumper.
“Is he alive?” repeated the youth.
Holly nodded. “Alive. Yes, he’s alive. But . . .”
“But what, Holly. Tell me!”
Holly tugged off her helmet. It slipped from her fingers, rolling across the yard. “I’m sorry, Artemis. I did the best I could.”