Last Night's Scandal (The Dressmakers 5)

“At last,” said Lady Withcote as the carriage entered the courtyard.

“I’m perishing for a cup of tea,” said Lady Cooper. She knocked on the roof with her umbrella. “I know we mustn’t dawdle, dear. We won’t be but a minute.”

Olivia doubted that. She’d have to hurry them along. “I’ll go with you,” she said. “It’s dead dark, the yard’s poorly lit, and it’s raining.” She could hear it now, a patter on the carriage roof.

“Lud, child, we don’t need a nursemaid to walk a few steps,” Lady Cooper said indignantly. “I hope I’m not so decrepit as that.”

“Certainly not,” Olivia said. “But—”

“If we’ve been here once we’ve been here a thousand times,” said Lady Withcote.

“I could find my way blindfolded and drunk,” said Lady Cooper.

“You’ve done that,” said Lady Withcote. “Coming home from one of Lady Jersey’s breakfasts, as I recollect.”

During this exchange, a servant opened the carriage door and put down the step. Unsteadily, the ladies descended.

“That was a party,” said Lady Cooper. “Nothing like it nowadays. Only one paltry, dull affair after another.”

“Nobody ever gets killed anymore.”

The coach door closed, cutting off their voices. Watching from the window, Olivia soon lost sight of them. The rain turned them into a pair of dark shapes, Lady Cooper a trifle shorter and plumper than her friend, before the gloom absorbed them completely.

Olivia sank back into her seat.

Though, according to Mr. Paterson, they’d traveled only eleven and a half miles, it had taken nearly three hours. The bustle and excitement of their hasty departure was long behind them. With that distraction gone, the storm of anger and hurt returned.

That stupid, obstinate, ungrateful man.

She wished she’d pushed him harder. She wished she’d had her umbrella with her. She’d have enjoyed knocking it against his thick skull.

Well, she’d teach him to try those high-handed tactics with her. She’d thought he understood her—but no, he’d turned into a man, and he behaved the way they all did.

Minutes passed. Rain drummed on the roof and on the cobblestones, dulling the clatter of wheels and the clop of hooves. Even in the small hours of morning, on a dark, wet night, travelers came and went. Coaching inns never slept.

In spite of her temper—or perhaps worn out by it—she must have dozed, because her head jerked upright at the sound of voices outside the carriage.

The door opened. There stood the coachman and several other men, including two of her great-grandmother’s footmen, all holding umbrellas.

“If you please, miss,” said the coachman. “A bad storm blowing in.”

“It’s very bad, miss,” said the other man—the innkeeper, apparently. “And getting worse by the minute. I urged the other ladies to wait until it blows over. I judge it won’t be more than an hour or two.”

A gust of wind wailed through the courtyard, trying to take the umbrellas with it. The drumming had swelled to a thunderous pounding.

Olivia was impatient to be off again. It was better to be far from London by the time Lisle caught up. All the same, whatever he thought of her judgment, she wasn’t a reckless fool who’d risk the servants or the horses.

She and Bailey climbed down from the carriage and hurried into the inn.

Though the dowager seemed to think he’d easily catch up with Olivia, and though he’d spent a wearying day, Lisle did not go to bed and take a few hours to rest, like the sensible gentleman he was.

Instead, as soon as he returned home, he speedily bathed, changed his clothes, and ordered his valet to pack. Nichols being accustomed to hasty departures, they were able to set out from London by half-past two o’clock in the morning.

A carriage followed, bearing trunks and valises and whatever household goods Nichols thought they’d need and could be collected on short notice.

That was how Lisle and his manservant came to be riding on the Old North Road, ten miles from London, when the wind gusted up, tearing over the countryside, and the great black clouds massing over his head gave way, and the rain went from drizzle to downpour to deluge in three and a half minutes.

Chapter 5

Olivia found her traveling companions already comfortably settled at a large table in a corner of the public dining room, food and drink before them. Other stranded travelers had gathered here as well. Some were drying off in front of the fire, others were at table, and still others were using the respite for a shave or boot cleaning.

She’d always liked stopping for a meal at a coaching inn. There one encountered so many different kinds of people, of all classes, unlike the beau monde, where they were all the same, and most of them were related.

Since her usual stops were never long enough, she would have happily joined the company here, if the short nap in the carriage had not made her aware of how deeply tired she was.

It usually wanted a week or more to prepare for a long journey like this one. She’d organized everything—for herself as well as the two ladies—in less than forty-eight hours. That left almost no time for sleep.

That was why, instead of joining the company, she hired what the innkeeper claimed was the best bedchamber in the house. She sank into the large, comfortable armchair placed before the fire.

Despite the warmth and quiet, her mind wouldn’t still. It was a long time before the whirl of thoughts and feelings began to blur and she sank into forgetfulness. A moment later, it seemed, she felt the light touch of a hand on her arm, and jolted awake.

“I’m sorry to startle you, miss,” said Bailey.

Her mind still thick, Olivia looked up. A crease had appeared between Bailey’s sleek eyebrows. Not a good sign. Bailey didn’t worry easily.

“The ladies,” said Olivia. She stood up so abruptly that her head spun.

“Yes, miss. A row about a card game. I’m sorry to trouble you, but they’ve upset the local squire’s son. He’s making an ugly scene and calling for constables and magistrates, and nobody’s putting him in his place. The innkeeper’s afraid of him, it looks like. I thought you’d wish to take the ladies safe away.”

While she spoke, Bailey was tidying Olivia’s hair and shaking the wrinkles out of her skirts and otherwise concealing evidence of her mistress having slept in her clothes.

Aware they’d probably need to make a speedy exit from the inn, she contrived to get Olivia into most of her outer garments while they hurried along the corridor. At the top of the stairs, the raised voices were plainly audible. Olivia raced down and into the public dining room.

That was when she realized she’d spent more time with her unquiet mind than she’d supposed. Not only had the rain stopped but grey daylight illuminated the scene outside of the windows. The dining room was a-bustle. The rain must have delayed a number of travelers, and they were all hungry. Those eager to be on their way hastily swallowed their food and departed. Even so, the room was more crowded than it had been a few hours earlier. Busy servants rushed in and out, carrying trays.

Meanwhile, one male voice continued shouting, and the mood of the room was growing ugly. The innkeeper having failed to take charge, a fracas was brewing.

Normally Olivia wouldn’t have minded. A melee could be exciting. The trouble was, it usually led to authorities being summoned. That would mean a long delay, which she preferred to avoid.

All this went through her mind while she sized up the source of the disturbance.

A stout sandy-haired young man, who must have been drinking all night, was pounding on the table where Olivia had last left the ladies. By the looks of the table, they’d emptied mine host’s wine cellar as well as his larder and his guests’ pockets.

“You cheated!” the drunkard shouted. ?

?I saw you do it!”

Lady Cooper rose from her chair. “If there’s anything I can’t abide,” she said, “it’s a sore loser. Cheating, indeed.”

“Now, now, Mr. Flood, sir,” said the innkeeper. “It’s only a little game—”

“Little game! This pair robbed me of fifty pounds!”

“Robbed you, indeed,” said Lady Withcote. “It’s not our fault you can’t hold your liquor.”

“And can’t see straight,” said Lady Cooper. “And can’t tell a knave from a king.”

“Not our doing,” said Lady Withcote, “if your mind’s too muddled to remember the cards in your own hand.”

“I saw well enough to see you cheat, you thieving old hags!”

“Hags?” shrieked Lady Withcote.

“I’ll hag you, you sotted moron,” said Lady Cooper. “Why, was I a man—”

“Was you a man, I’d knock you down!” the young man shouted.

Olivia pushed her way through the crowd.

“Ladies, come away,” she said. “The man is obviously out of his senses, else he wouldn’t behave in this ungentlemanly manner, threatening harmless women.”

Face red, the young drunkard whirled round toward her. He opened his mouth but nothing came out.

Olivia often had this effect on men seeing her for the first time. He was very drunk but not blind.

Taking advantage of his momentary distraction, she tried to herd the ladies out of the room.

To her annoyance, he recovered quickly.

“Oh, no, you don’t!” he shouted. “They got me drunk and took advantage and robbed me, and they won’t get away with it! I’m taking them to magistrate and I’ll see them carted and flogged for it!” He picked up a chair and threw it at a wall. “I want my money!”

The threat did not alarm her. Any Dreadful DeLucey could make a magistrate putty in her hands. But Olivia was in no mood to beguile magistrates or waste time calming obstinate, obnoxious men.

She’d spent the last two days in a frenzy of preparation—all for the sake of a stubborn, rude, idiot male. She’d scarcely fallen asleep before being wakened on account of yet another obstinate, rude, idiot male.

She was tired and hungry and the man she’d considered her best friend had turned out to be exactly like every other thickheaded man.