“So you think there’s another body or two up near to the edge of the property?”
“Maybe,” I said. “Let’s see where this bulldozer track leads.”
Beyond the hearse the dirt track sliced through the woods toward where I guessed the house or the crematorium might be. I headed the opposite way. Before long I got another whiff of decomposition coming from somewhere ahead. I followed my nose along the red-dirt road, and in less than a minute, in an area where the road ended in a broader circle, I walked into the most surreal scene of my life.
It was as if I’d stumbled into a massacre from Bosnia or Rwanda or Iraq-someplace where ethnic cleansing or mass murder had been unleashed. Bodies-dozens of bodies-lay half hidden in the woods on either side of the bulldozed circle. Some were partially buried in trenches; others were tucked behind trees; still others lay beneath bulldozed brush piles.
“This is very, very creepy,” said Art.
“If we were anyplace other than the grounds of a crematorium,” I said, “I’d swear we’d just discovered the world’s worst serial killer. Instead I’m thinking we just discovered the world’s worst crematorium.”
Some of the corpses were missing arms and legs, and I noticed that a number of the long bones had been reduced to shafts, their ends gnawed away. A few of the bodies were nude, but most wore the tattered remains of what appeared to be church clothes. Funeral clothes. Art and I did a quick count of the bodies ranged around the circle. He counted eighty-six; I counted eighty-eight.
“You think this is it,” he asked, “or do you want to look around some more?”
“What difference would it make,” I said, “if we found ten or twenty or even fifty more? Let’s get out of here while the getting’s good.”
Art nodded, and we began retracing our steps back through the woods. We were picking our way through the blackberry bushes when I heard a dog baying somewhere down the gravel drive. Then I heard a chorus of baying, from a chorus of dogs.
“I think the getting just got less good,” said Art.
We tore through the blackberry bushes and sprinted up the gravel driveway, clearing the gate just as a pack of dogs leaped against the inside of the bars. Art fished the Taser from his left ankle and handed it to me, then pulled a pistol from his right ankle. “Press the end against the dog and hold the trigger for two seconds,” he said, without offering any guidance on how to persuade the dog not to rip my throat out during those two seconds. It was difficult to be sure, for all the leaping and lunging, but I counted seven or eight dogs. If they all managed to leap the gate, either Art or I would be dog food. But the dogs stayed on the inside, milling and snarling. We got into the truck and hightailed it for U.S. 27. It wasn’t until we’d reached the Tennessee border that either of us spoke.
“I guess we should call the law,” said Art.
“You are the law,” I pointed out. “Didn’t they make you a U.S. marshal when you started tracking down Internet predators?”
“They did,” he said, “but I’ve only got arrest powers in Tennessee.”
“Well, damn,” I said. “You reckon we can persuade Mr. Littlejohn to haul those bodies across the state line so you can arrest him?”
“Brilliant idea,” he said. “I’ll let you be the one to climb back over that gate, make friends with the nice doggies, and present that plan.” He flipped open his cell phone. “I think it’s time to call the friendly neighborhood sheriff.”
“Wait a second,” I said. “What if Littlejohn’s in cahoots with the friendly neighborhood sheriff? Remember Cooke County.” Art and I had nearly perished in the mountainous county, not once but twice, both times at the hands of corrupt sheriff’s deputies. “If the sheriff’s in this guy’s pocket, we’d just be giving him a heads-up.”
“O ye of little faith,” Art said. “Seriously, what do you suggest?”
“I don’t know yet; let me sleep on it,” I said. “All those folks are already dead. They’re not going to get any deader if we wait twenty-four hours before we call the law.”
We rode the rest of the way back to Knoxville in silence.
AFTER I DROPPED Art at KPD headquarters, I called Jeff’s house. Jenny answered the phone. “Hey,” I said, “mind if I invite myself over again?”
“I’d mind if you didn’t,” she said. “Jeff’s coaching Walker’s T-ball practice right now, and I’m dashing to pick up Tyler from his baseball practice, but we’ll all be back under one roof in half an hour. I hope.”
“How ’bout I pick up some Buddy’s barbecue?”
“You willing to bring some coleslaw and potato salad and baked beans to the table, too? Oh, and a bag of ice?”
“You drive a hard bargain,” I said, “but okay, deal.”
“What about some batter-dipped, deep-fried corn on the cob?”
“They have deep-fried corn on the cob at Buddy’s?”
“Tragically, no,” she said. “Only at Sullivan’s in Rocky Hill. Breaks my heart I can’t get it anywhere out this way. My consumption’s fallen way off since we moved to Farragut.”
“I’m not sure I believe in deep-fried corn on the cob,” I said.
“Sounds like gilding the lily to me.”
“You’ve never had it?”
“Not that I can remember.”
“If you’d had it, you’d definitely remember,” she said. “It’s practically a religious experience. Better than sex.”
“Remind me to have a talk with Jeff,” I said. “Sounds like he could use some pointers.”
“He does all right,” she said. “But deep-fried corn-that’s some pretty stiff competition.”
“No pun intended, I hope.”
She laughed. “No pun intended.”
“Seriously, you’ve got a desperate craving for fried corn?”
“I do,” she said. “But it wouldn’t be good by the time you got out here with it. It’s gotta be fresh from the grease, so the batter’s still crunchy.”
“Sounds like you’ve made a careful study of this,” I said.
“I have done years of research on Sullivan’s deep-fried corn,” she said. “I should have a Ph.D. in food science, I’ve done so much research. I’ve probably eaten my weight in deep-fried corn by now. That’s one reason I still run-to burn off the calories. Otherwise I’d weigh four hundred pounds by now.”
“Who knew?” I said. “I’ll give it a try.”
“It will change your life,” she said. “Take me with you when you go. I want to see the look on your face when you taste it for the first time.”
“You’ll be sitting right across the table when that hot grease scorches my lips,” I said.
“Promise?”
“Promise.”
An hour later Jeff and Jenny’s kitchen was a debris field. The pine trestle table and the tiled floor beneath were strewn with sandwich wrappers, plastic forks, soggy Chinet plates, spilled drinks, melting ice, and stray bits of food: pulled pork, slaw, potato salad, and baked beans. The only thing missing was a pile of ragged corncobs. “Looks like somebody had a food fight in here,” I said.
“Doesn’t take long to demolish dinner after ball practice,” said Jeff.
“I can’t imagine what it’s going to be like when they’re both teenagers,” said Jenny. “We’ll probably need to contract with a wholesale food distributor to keep them fed.”
After dinner the boys spun off to watch a Disney movie before baths and bedtime. As the sounds of singing squirrels and chipmunks wafted through from the living room, I described what Art and I had seen in the Georgia woods earlier in the day. Jeff and Jenny stared in astonishment.
“Did you call the cops yet?” Jeff asked.
“Not yet,” I said. “I’m not sure which cops to call, or even what crime’s been committed-if any. I don’t think it’s murder. Maybe just first-degree sorriness.”
“Isn’t there some law against desecrating corpses?” asked Jenny.
“There is,” I said, “but I don’t kn
ow if dumping them in the woods counts as desecrating them. I’ll call Grease-I mean, Mr. DeVriess-first thing Monday morning. He’s the one who got me into this, and he’s a lawyer. Maybe he can help me figure out what to do.”
A short time and some chitchat later, I headed home to bed, feeling more connected with the world of the living than I’d felt twelve hours before, surrounded by corpses in the Georgia woods.
But I hadn’t reckoned on what awaited me in my house: emptiness and the looming menace of Garland Hamilton. Nature really does abhor a vacuum, and it wasn’t long before the voids in my house and my heart began to fill with sadness, loneliness, fear, and regrets.
I wasn’t sure that I could have lived my life any differently or altered its main events. But I was pretty sure I could have stayed with Jeff and Jenny another hour or two. And I was pretty sure that would’ve been better than this.
CHAPTER 16
“GOOD MORNING,” CHIRPED THE VOICE AT THE OTHER end of the phone. “Mr. DeVriess’s office.”
“Good morning, Chloe. It’s Dr. Brockton.”
“Hi there. How was your weekend?”
“Let’s call it interesting,” I said. “Very interesting. How was yours?”
“Also interesting,” she said. “I tried speed dating.”