Iago poured.
Cassio stood and with a great flourish and no little spillage raised his cup in a toast. “To Othello, to Desdemona, to Venice, to Iago, to tits!—you’ve got to drink to tits, if you’re drinking to happy things—to—”
“To Venice!” said Iago.
“Venice? What about tits?”
“Just fucking drink!”
“Right.”
They drank, and the glasses came down on the table like twin gavels.
“One more!” declared Cassio.
“But your surprise. I must give you your message.”
“God’s blood, Iago, are you going to talk or are you going to drink? Pour!” Cassio held his cup out like a demanding beggar.
“Bianca, the courtesan, sent me to fetch you. She wants to see you tonight. Now.”
“Oh. Bianca.” Cassio pulled his cup to his chest. “She visits me here sometimes—flirty little tart. I think she fancies me. She’s right fit.”
“Aye. Beautiful.”
“All right, then. Let’s go! Onward! Come on, Iago. To the fair Bianca’s.” Cassio stormed out the open door. As he went, his sheathed sword caught the doorjamb, spinning him around three times before he recovered, more or less looking out to sea.
“You really are a most outrageously pitiful drunk,” said Iago, leaning in the doorway now.
Cassio paced his way back to Iago in great exaggerated steps, stopping just short of touching noses. “You are!”
“Bianca,” reminded Iago.
“Right. Bianca. Ahhhhh!” The captain charged off into the dark.
“Cassio!”
“What?” Cassio stopped, turned. “What do you want, villain!”
“Do you know where you are going?”
“No fucking idea.”
“Along the harbor, at the third lane, go right, then go to the end, all the way to the wall of the Citadel. You’ll see the red light in her window.”
“Right. Three lanes. Right.”
“If you take a left, you’ll fall into the harbor and drown.”
“I will not, I am an excellent swimmer. You scoundrel!”
“Just the same, go right. She’s expecting you.”
“Aren’t you coming?”
“I have other duties to attend to.”
“Oh, right. Your wife. Emilia. There’s a tasty bit of talent, there, innit?”
“Go!” Iago turned away, willing himself to not murder the Florentine. “I’ll watch you from here to make sure you make the right turn.”
“You are the best comrade a soldier could have, good Iago. Adieu!”
Cassio stumbled down the edge of the harbor. Iago waited for him to turn up the third lane, then followed, quickly, staying close to the buildings, in the shadows. The narrow lane wound up the hill to lessen the steep climb, but nevertheless the three-story stone-and-stucco houses had been built so tightly together on either side that except for a stripe of blue moonlit sky, walking it was like traversing a cave. Several blocks toward the Citadel, it became so dark that he lost sight of Cassio, but could hear him bumping into walls and swearing before carrying on. Rounding one severe bend, the lane opened and Iago could see the high Citadel walls looming above, and at the end, the red light, marking the courtesan’s house. Silhouetted in the red light was a very tall, thin figure of a man having a wee in the street, turning as Cassio trudged toward him.
“I am surrounded by gormless gits,” Iago whispered to himself. “Were I their general, would I be one of them, too? Do I want to be what I want to be?”
He heard something move behind him, but could see nothing there in the dark. Perhaps a cat. Then he heard movement above him, but there was no balcony. Another cat, on the roof. The smell of the sea was stronger here than even at the harbor, and he wondered if one of the fishermen might not have hung his nets from the window above and a cat was climbing there. The sound of ringing steel brought his attention to the fore: Rodrigo drawing his sword.
“Defend yourself, thou scurvy patch,” said Rodrigo as he advanced on the stumbling Cassio.
“What?” said Cassio.
“En garde!” cried Rodrigo, raising his sword.
Cassio made as if to draw his sword, then stumbled back and fell out of the light with a crash. “I shall shout something French back at you presently. Hold there!”
Rodrigo advanced. No, it has to be a fight, thought Iago. The watch has to find Cassio shamefully drunk. Iago stepped out of the shadows, drew his sword, and was about to shout the alarm when the thought snapped in his head, SPARE THIS ONE. A foul and foreign thought, like the flash of a fever dream, NOT THIS ONE. A lightning white-blue image of Michael Cassio fired across his mind’s eye, giving him an immediate, nearly blinding headache.
“Awake! Awake!” Iago cried. “Thieves! Mayhem! Murder most foul.”
“Where?” said Cassio, trying to draw his sword but instead the blade stayed put and the soldier spun with the effort and fell again.
“Awake!” said Iago. “Murder! Alert the watch!”
Rodrigo advanced on the supine Cassio.
Then it came down from the rafters as if the shadows themselves had gone liquid—a black blur passed behind Rodrigo, flipping his legs out from under him. He fell, screaming, curled and clutching at the ragged wound where his calf muscle used to be.
Iago stopped, dropped the tip of his sword, the call for alarm caught in his throat. Rodrigo’s scream rattled, broke, but went on piteously.
That darkness thrust again and the screaming stopped. Rodrigo’s headless body sat up on the cobbles for a second, twin fountains of blood arcing from his neck, glistening black in the dim red light. The shadow moved again, puddled around the twitching lump of meat that had been Rodrigo, and Iago saw the eyes, green, like emeralds catching moonlight, swaying, then fixing on him.
A latch clicked to his right, a door opened, and an old man holding a candle appeared. “What’s this?”
Iago dove through the open door, knocking the old man back as he did. He slammed the heavy door and threw the bolt, bracing his back against it just as something hit the other side with such force that he was knocked forward onto the old man, his sword rattling off into the dark. The bolt held, but something worried at the door with frenzied rasping blades on the oak, like a thousand rats trying to claw their way out of a burning barrel, the sound so terrifying Iago that he lay there for seconds atop the old man, paralyzed, until he realized that he was looking at the door by the light of his burning sleeve, set aflame by the old man’s candle.
“No, defend yourself,” came Cassio’s voice from beyond the fury. “I will teach you a lesson in manners, you knave! As soon as I have cleared my sword of this sodding scabbard, I will. Don’t just lie there, you rascal, stand up and fight! Pretending you don’t have a head won’t help you. Fight, I say!”
“I was not a very good child,” said Bassanio to his friend Gratiano, who sat opposite him in the gondola on the way to Belmont. “When I say I was not a good child, I do not mean that I was not well-behaved, nor of good nature, but that I was not good at being a child. I did not care for childish things, and I was never the right size. In my clothes, I was often too large, in games too small—I was often the wrong speed, as well.”
“Slow?” inquired Gratiano, turning his head so the garish feather in his hat would not be bent by the breeze.
“And sometimes too fast. And just when I began to master childhood, suddenly I was a youth, at which I was also undisti
nguished except for the growing of hair. As a man, I have been a disappointing son, a miserable merchant, a delinquent debtor, and a general disappointment to my friends and family.”
“That is not true,” said Gratiano. “We have very low expectations.”
“Still, on this day, in this boat, with this chest of borrowed gold, I am certain of one thing, as if I have only just broken the seal on certainty itself: I shall be an excellent husband to Portia! And in so being, an excellent friend, in that I will cancel Antonio’s debt before even one of his ships returns and repay all my back debts to the rest of you. I shall henceforth be an excellent trader, shrewd with experience forged from my myriad losses, and in my demeanor and wisdom, an excellent man overall, redeemed by the love of fair Portia.”
“If you choose the right casket.”
“It is all but assured, good Gratiano. For the message from Salanio brought me by the gondolier assures it.”
“If, indeed, the gondolier was sent by Salanio, unsteady as he has been, buggering off to Cyprus with Lorenzo without notice.”
“Oh, the message came from him most assuredly, for the gondolier had Salanio’s jeweled dagger, given him to assure delivery of the message and affirm its authenticity.”
“That dagger has no brothers, there is only one like it.”
“You see,” said Bassanio. “Here is the dock.” To the men who guarded the dock at Belmont, he called, “You there, send servants to help us. We bear a chest of gold too heavy to carry without ungentlemanly grunting and sweating.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” said Gratiano under his breath.
When the lawyers had confirmed the amount of the gold, it was taken away and Bassanio and Gratiano were led to the foyer.
Portia made her traditionally grand entrance down the stairs, followed by Nerissa, but this time, rather than standing off and waiting for praise, when Bassanio bowed, Portia rushed forward and curtsied before him with great enthusiasm, lifting her skirts to show her newest and most fabulous shoes, the soles of which were as smooth and unscarred as Portia herself, and which slid on the marble floor as if on ice, depositing the lady in a position of the “full splits,” from which she was not immediately able to rise.