Three Wishes

“Ice cream?” her mother’s voice drifted from the front door. Mrs. Anderson stood there with her hands on her hips.

“Now, look what you’ve done,” Alex hissed.

“You did it,” I said.

“Alex,” she said with her hands on her hips. “I asked you not to bring any sweets into the house.”

“We only have a tiny bit, Mom.”

“If you’ll give us ten minutes,” I said, “We’ll make it disappear.”

“I haven’t even had dinner, yet.”

Alex glanced at the Subway bag in my hand. She obviously wanted me to sacrifice the other half of my foot-long sub. The half that I wanted to save for lunch tomorrow.

Fine. “Mrs. Anderson.” I held up the bag. “We brought you a six-inch turkey sub.”

Alex’s mom broke into a smile. “Really? How sweet! I’m allowed to eat the turkey.”

We tramped up to the porch and I grudgingly handed over half of my sandwich.

“It was that or your ice cream,” Alex whispered as we walked downstairs to the rec room.

Sundays were chili days at our house, and I couldn’t bear to eat another bowl. Maybe I’d just make a salad.

In the colorful rec room, Alex set her purse on the table. “Guard the good stuff. I’ll grab some spoons.”

I pulled the ice cream out of my purse. It was already kind of melted, just the way I liked it.

Before I could get Alex’s out of her purse, she came pounding back down the stairs with the spoons.

“She already inhaled that whole sandwich!” Alex said rolling her eyes.

More power to her. I pulled the top off my ice cream and licked the lid. Nectar of the gods.

Alex turned the stereo on our favorite station. Then she came over and handed me a spoon, and her hand grazed mine.

“Ouch!” she yelled. “You shocked me.”

“Sorry,” I said, even though I had no idea what it felt like. One of the many weird things about genies was that static electricity didn’t bother us.

Alex dug into her container. “Ooh baby,” she said licking at her spoon with a sigh of pleasure.

When she’d scraped up the last of her ice cream and gulped it down, she finally brought up the subject I’d been dreading. “Are you never going to tell me what happened with Leo?”

I was kinda hoping for never.

“Spill already,” Alex ordered.

“He asked me out to lunch. No big deal.”

“So you guys met on Wednesday when his grandmother’s cat was stuck in a tree…”

I could feel her eyes on me as I pretended to search my ice cream carton for one more drop of the sweet treat.

“And on Friday, he asked you out for lunch on Saturday.”

“Um,” I looked up at her. “Yeah.”

“Why didn’t he just ask you out for dinner or a movie? Lunch is a little strange. Unless you’re twenty-something coworkers living in New York.”

She had no idea how strange the whole thing really was. “Um, he didn’t want to make a big deal of it with my brother, and lunch seemed more discreet.”

“Where’d he take you?”

How much did I tell her? “We went over to Emory and had lunch at this vegetarian place.”

“He’s a vegetarian?” She didn’t sound convinced. “Why didn’t you just go somewhere close to here? There are about five different veggie places.”

“He didn’t say.” Yeah, I know, but it was the best I could think of. “I didn’t ask.”

She leaned forward probing me with her brown eyes. “Did he kiss you?”

“No!”

“Why not? It was a date wasn’t it?”

Not exactly. It was more of an alliance of magical beings. “We’re just hanging out, Alex,” I huffed. “I mean, maybe we’ll just be friends.”

“Friends,” she asked, quirking a brow. “Then why the secrecy?”

“What secrecy?” Oh, she meant the part about not telling my family. “He just doesn’t want to make waves with Ian after joining the band, and I don’t want to deal with the crap any of them will dish out. I wouldn’t call it secrecy exactly.” It so totally was secrecy.

Alex’s gaze bored into me.

“Fine.” Time to throw the dog a bone. “I think he does like me.”

“Of course he likes you,” Alex said. “And…”

I met her knowing brown eyes. “I, um, have noticed that he’s kind of hot.”

She threw her hands up in there and yelled, “So why didn’t you kiss him?”

I shrugged. “We just talked.” With his dad’s girlfriend. And we drove all over town looking for the person who betrayed his father. Betrayal, jeopardy, imprisonment, not all that romantic.

“Did he ask you out again?”

“He’s supposed to call me tomorrow.” All these evasive answers and especially the flat out lying were getting on my nerves. “So what’s up with you and your dad? Did you talk to him about UNC?”

Alex’s dad wanted her to go to a second string school where she could keep playing b-ball. Alex had her heart set on UNC or UVA, and even she wasn’t up to the standards of those women’s athletics programs.

“I mentioned it but I didn’t really push him on it.”

“Have fun at junior college,” I said to bug her.

“First of all,” she gestured with her hands as she said, “there are plenty of universities that would be glad to have me play ball, and second, I’m going to tell him!”

“Maybe you haven’t told him because you really do want to play college ball.”

“No,” Alex said. “I don’t want to. I’ll be able to jump into pick-up games any time I want. I’ll get plenty of basketball, on my own schedule.”

Alex wanted the whole college experience. The classes, the parties, the all-night studying sessions. She didn’t want to spend half her time on the road playing other teams.

“If you go to one of those schools, your dad could come watch the home games. You’d be in the stands with him. He’d probably like that.” I leaned back on the couch to relax.

“Nice try. Anyway, I have gossip on Brianna, but you have to pretend you don’t know.”

My favorite kind of gossip. “Done. Spill.”

Alex leaned forward. “So Bree went to the gynecologist because she was burning when she peed.”

Uggh. “Bladder infection?”

“Just wait,” Alex said. “They tested her for STD’s and she had to sit and wait. Then the doctor comes in and tells her she has gonorrhea.”

Oh my God! “No way!”

“So Bree is like freakin’ out and planning to chop off Josh’s dick.”

I could totally see Bree doing that.

“And then the nurse comes in and tells the doctor he has the wrong chart! It was the woman in the room next door who had gonorrhea.”

“Brianna has the worst luck of anybody I know.”

“Seriously,” Alex said. “So it turned out she had a bladder infection. She said they told her to pee within thirty minutes after having sex.”

“Why?”

Alex shrugged. “I don’t know. Something about bacteria getting pushed into your bladder. Anyway, Bree was so freaked out, she missed two days of school.”

“Poor Bree.” She probably couldn’t even tell many people much less sue for emotional distress.

Alex and I were the two virgins in our group. Me, because for one thing, I’d never dated anybody I liked. Alex and I figured it was better to wait until we were eighteen. Married seemed a little much, but at least we’d be out of high school if we got pregnant.

Plus, Alex was no way going to let anything keep her from her senior year of basketball.

Maggie was dating Michael, a major pothead, and they had sex like all the time. We never saw her anymore except at school. Kelsey used to be our shy African-American friend. We’d spent two summers trying to convince her to wear a tampon. It just totally freaked her out for some reason. So we swam al

l summer and she watched from the side for a week out of every month.

By Christmas, she was sleeping with Kyle. I hadn’t asked her why penises didn’t freak her out when tampons did. I mean, that whole sex thing is way more involved than just launching a tampon and going on your way.

“Sex just cannot be worth all that.”

“Not with a high school boy,” Alex agreed.

She had this whole theory on older guys.

Our favorite dance song came on, and we got up to strut our stuff. We burned off about a thousand calories to some of our favorite music.

The Genie Communication commercial played twice. “Who needs three wishes when you have unlimited minutes?”

“I still think you should be the model for your mom’s company,” Alex teased, taking a breather. “I can totally see you in that outfit hawking cell phones.”

“Not gonna happen,” I told her. Dressing up like a genie would just be asking for trouble.

“Yeah, pink’s not really your color.”

Once we were covered in sweat, we chugged down some bottled water and collapsed on the floor.

“We are showering, aren’t we?” I asked. My skin would totally break out if we didn’t.

We headed to two of the three bathrooms in the house and cleaned up.

By then, we were hungry. We microwaved a bag of popcorn and ordered a drama on pay per view. I couldn’t really get into it. Leo and his father were all the drama I could focus on right now. All this time, I could have used the mirror trick to get what I wanted. And I probably wouldn’t have been caught.

After it was over, Alex ran a few episodes of the TV shows with our favorite drool-over hottie actor, Jason Mercado, through the DVR. I’d seen them, of course, but they were worth watching again.

She gave me a blanket and pillow. I snuggled up on one couch while she did the same on the other.