The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp (Alfred Kropp 1)

“Awesome, man! Simply awesome,” Mike said. “You wanna come work for us?”

“It’s the football,” I gasped. “Finally paid off.”

“Mr. Kropp,” Mogart said. “I beg you to reconsider.”

I took a couple of steps backward, so I could keep both of them in sight. Mogart was smiling now.

“It is not yours to take,” Mogart said.

“It isn’t yours either,” I said. My voice sounded very small and quivery to me.

“Actually, it’s mine,” Mike said. “I mean, it’s the property of my employer. Anyway, we bought it fair and square. Alfred, I’m gonna give Monsieur Mogart here the access code to the Swiss bank account so he can have his money and then you, me, and the Sword are outta here. How’s that sound?”

“Not very good, Mike,” I said, and then I ran.

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Of course it was dark and foggy and I was i

n a strange country, but as I stumbled along I thought I’d try to make it to the forest we had driven through. The back of my neck tingled and my hair stood up, waiting for Mike’s bullet. He wouldn’t have hesitated to kill Mogart for the Sword and I didn’t think he’d hesitate to kill me for it either.

I’m not a fast runner to begin with, and hefting the Sword didn’t make me any faster. The long wet grass pulled at my feet and I might have just gone in circles in the dark, but the floodlights helped; I kept looking over my shoulder and they kept getting smaller as I ran. I listened for the sound of Mogart’s army coming after me, but there was no sound at all except my huffing and puffing and the swish-swish of the grass rubbing against the soles of my shoes as I ran.

I stumbled onto the edge of the paved road. If this was the same road we drove in on, then following it would take me back into the woods. I still couldn’t hear any sound of pursuit and I was too tired to run any more, so I started walking. Fog and sweat flattened my hair and I kept having to wipe the moisture off my face. My shirt clung to my chest and I shivered. I could feel a bad cold coming on. For some reason, the scar on my thumb was throbbing to beat the band. Maybe because the Sword was near it.

I was still walking with no woods in sight, just rolling hills that disappeared into the fog, when I heard the car coming up the road behind me.

I ran to the side of the road and threw myself onto the ground, making myself as flat as a fat, bumbling simpleton can get. But I didn’t get flat enough, because the car stopped and a voice called out softly, “Alfred! Alfred Kropp, get over here!”

I lifted my head. Mike was sitting behind the wheel, smiling, smacking, waving his hand urgently at me.

“Come on! We don’t have much time . . .”

He was probably right about that and I didn’t have much of a choice. I scrambled up the embankment to the car and dived into the backseat. Mike hit the gas and the Bentley’s back wheels spun out, screeching on the wet pavement like a wounded animal.

“Boy Howdy!” Mike yelled. “That was close, huh? Took heavy casualties, but we kinda expected that goin’ in, right? The main thing is we got the Sword. Got the Sword and saved the world, not bad for a night’s work, huh?”

I leaned back, the Sword against my chest, still breathing heavily.

Mike said, “Pretty quick thinking back there, Al. You and Benny plan it that way, or was it all your idea?”

I didn’t say anything. That didn’t seem to matter to Mike. He kept talking.

“Darn it, dropped my cell back there in the fight. Well, everybody’s on standby anyway. Me and Jeff have been together since Cairo—that wacky death-cult thing in the Valley of Kings. But, oh, jeez, enough about that, that’s all classified. Anyway, I’m gonna miss that son of a gun and what a dingy-darn shame about Benny, huh? Heck of a guy. Heck of a guy. If I had my cell I’d call in a couple of Stealths and knock the living you-know-what out of that medieval madman, take out those thousand-year-old rocks with him. Small price to pay, don’t ya think?”

“Did you kill him?” I asked.

He laughed. “What do you think, Al?”

“I don’t think you did.” I sat up and pressed the tip of the blade against Mike’s neck.

He didn’t react, except his hands tightened slightly on the wheel.

“Stop the car, Mike.”

“Hey, Al. Ally boy. What the heck are you doing?”

“Stop the car, Mike.”