"You're good."
"I'm Grandma." She beamed.
"We should send you to North Korea."
"Lovely people." Grandma nodded. "Just lovely."
Beth
Okay, so it's possible I wasn't really a republican. I was undecided. I was one of those people who hated making other people angry, so I just shrugged and told them I didn't pick sides. Which pissed people off even more because they said I had no backbone. But really, I hated that type of confrontation, and whenever the topic of politics was brought up, there was usually arguing, yelling, or both.
The ride back to the hotel was qui
et.
Well, except for the donkey.
Hey, was it my fault I kept saying shit?
The poor thing hee-hawed himself hoarse, and I was pretty sure that Jace was ready to make a donkey sacrifice by the time we got back to the resort.
We only had a few minutes to change, so I took another quick shower, scrunched my hair, and threw on a white strapless sundress with tan wedge sandals. The packet Dr. Z had given us said that the only time we could express ourselves via different clothing was at dinner and on excursions. I took that and ran with it. I was already tired of my stupid linen pants and white shirt.
"Ready?" I breezed into the room, looking for Jace.
He was outside, leaning against the privacy fence, watching the ocean. His muscled back was to me, and it looked like he was smoking a cigar.
Holy Thor.
That was going to be my new curse word. Oh my Thor. Holy Thor. Good Thor! Yeah, I could get a lot of use out of that one.
His muscles rippled under the sun, and I may have swooned a bit on my feet as I watched, like the creepy boring person I was.
How the heck had boring-old-me convinced him to play the fairytale? Thank Thor, he did.
By my calculations I only had five days left.
Five days of him. And then reality.
So I watched, longer than was appropriate. And when he puffed on the cigar and blew out the smoke, I tasted his tongue on my lips.
People were rarely that good looking in person. Most actors were short, male models were skinnier than me, but Jace? He was every inch just as gorgeous, if not more so, in person.
Maybe when it came to Jace, I wouldn't be undecided, I'd probably march into the voting cubicle and freaking break the pencil while I checked the box by his name.
"Ready?" he said without turning around.
I nodded.
Idiot. He couldn't see me.
He turned.
His six-pack winked.
I waved.
"Beth?" Jace's eyebrows drew together in concern.