"Since when is this one defending girls' honor?"
I ignored Jake's question and put my arm around Char.
"Marriage," Char rolled her eyes, "it's cured him. Disgusting, really. He won't even answer when I call him whore. Tragic, really."
"Heard that!" Jake snapped then poured some bottled water over Jace's face in an attempt to either drown him or wake him up.
"Why are you guys here?"
"Grandma kept hanging up on us." Char rolled her eyes. "And Rick's been trying to track down Jake and won't stop calling him. It seems our senator has it in his head that he isn't a public figure and doesn't need to keep his phone on."
"Sort of my fault." I meekly raised my hand. "But to be fair, neither of us have even touched technology in the past three days."
"We know." Char patted her on the shoulder. "Also, that Dr. Z needs to chill out. When we were trying to reach you, she kept saying that you were not to be disturbed, which frankly just freaked this one out." Char pointed to Jake, who was leaning on his hands and knees and now lightly tapping Jace's face.
"Wake up, bastard. Fight like a man."
"Fight like a man?" Jace grumbled, not opening his eyes. "Since when is getting sucker-punched fighting like a man?"
"I breathed hard enough.
You should have sensed me."
"The man has a point, Thor," I agreed.
"Thor?" Char asked then looked at Jace. "Huh. How 'bout that?"
"She calls you Thor?" Jake gave a disgusted look.
"Wanna see my hammer?" Jace opened his eyes and made a fist.
"Funny," Jake said dryly. "The dirty senator makes jokes."
"Hilarious. The drunk billionaire comes to the rescue."
"Boys!" Char shouted. "Keep your balls on, okay? Damn, it's like the honeymoon from hell."
Jake got up from his position on the ground and wrapped Char in his arms. "I'm sorry, baby."
She sighed heavily against his chest. "It's okay. I blame Grandma."
"Economy failing?" Jake swore. "Blame Grandma."
"Can't sleep?" Char added in. "Blame Grandma."
"Please," Jace tried to get to his feet. "I highly doubt you guys have been worse off than us."
"They couldn't find our reservation at the hotel so we went to another hotel. They too were conveniently all filled up," Jake growled. "And then, wonder of all wonders, Grandma finds the perfect place for us to stay, all inclusive, nice little huts…"
"Huts?" I gulped.
"There's two of these places." Jake grimaced. "I hate damn couples' therapy. Some pictures can't be unseen, some words, unheard. I need a damn drink and a—"
"She drugged me with Viagra!" Jace blurted.
"Beth Lynn!" Char yelled.
"Not me!" I held up my hands in innocence. "Grandma did."