"And do you take this man to be your husband?" The captain cleared his throat. "You don't have to take him, you know."
"I do." Beth grinned and then said "Thor" under her breath.
"With the power vested in me by the state of Hawaii, I now pronounce you man and wife!" The captain grabbed two beautiful leis and placed one over each of our heads.
"May your womb be fertile," he said happily.
"Um… let's not get carried away." I laughed nervously.
"Grandma specifically said that in order to break the curse, I had to give you a blessing." The captain grinned mischievously. "I bless you with children — lots and lots of children."
"Take it off! Take the lei off!"
"Let it go," Beth whispered. "After all, it's best to just go with it when it comes to Grandma."
"Fine," I grumbled, fingering the damn fertility lei.
"Look on the bright side." Beth wrapped her arms around my waist. "If getting married was going to help your polls, imagine what children would do. Plus, that means we get to have all the sex."
"Side note." I cleared my throat. "If you keep quoting Grandma, I'm going to need one of her magic blue pills in order to perform."
"Aw, no inspiration?"
"None," I grumbled.
"I'm pretty sure I can take care of that." Beth's hot mouth pressed against mine, her tongue coaxing my lips apart.
"Where to?" the captain asked.
I swept Beth into my arms and pointed back to the shore, not wanting to pull my mouth from hers for one damn second. I was going to love her, cherish her, and honor her, and I was going to damn well remember it this time!
"Alrighty, then." The captain chuckled. "Back to the hut it is."
Chapter Thirty-seven
"Hawaii? This whole time? Are you saying you've successfully evaded the FBI and put us on a wild goose chase, all because you wanted to give the senator time to…"
"Play." Grandma stretched "But, of course. Every couple deserves time to discover one another. And I gave them that time."
"But we're the FBI."
"And I'm Grandma." She winked. "It's best to know your place in the world. Oh, and be a dear." She sighed. "Tell the president to call me back when he has a free moment, such a lovely dear man."
The agent blinked and then stood.
The door to the room opened. "Let her go. Her information checked out."
"But—"
"Nadine, we are so very sorry for this inconvenience."
Grandma patted him on the back. "It really is nothing. I'm glad Gus and I could spend some time together. I do love a good love story."
He grinned as Grandma waltzed out of the federal building.
"She's insane," the agent remarked to his superior.
"That woman helped us win the Cold War. Insane does not even begin to describe her."