Always Us (Always and Forever 2)

Little Woman: I’m hungry. Can I come eat your food?”

Me: Maybe. Can I see your tits?

I’m only joking, my mood being great after guy time. I watch the three dots dancing and wait for her sassy little response.

Little Woman: Can I see your little guy?

Did she just call my cock ‘little guy?’ Oh, that’s cute.

Me: You know damn well my cock ain’t little, you fucking shit.

Little Woman: Maybe I’m losing my eyesight, I must get glasses, or for your case, binoculars.

Okay, what the fuck?

Me: I’m gonna make your fucking ass red while you take this huge cock. Since you want to call it small. Nice try, baby.

Little Woman: Damn, Trey, you are a dirty motherfucker.

Did she just call me ‘motherfucker?’ Did she slip and hit her head?

I start to type back when my phone rings, her name lighting up the screen. I remove myself from the couch and pick up.

“What the hell has gotten into you?” I whisper into the phone, looking over my shoulder as I make my way to my room, making sure Kings and Ben aren’t paying any mind to me. I feel my ego actually bruise for a hot second, joke or not.

“Oh my gosh, baby, that was Lana, she’s being a little turd. I went to the bathroom for like a minute and came back to find her smart-ass on my phone.” I hear Lana burst into laughter, and I shake my head. That troublemaker, now I feel ten times more sympathy for Kingston.

“Put me on speaker.”

Shay lets out a loud sigh and then she informs me I’m on speaker.

“Aw, did I hurt your little ego, Trey?” Lana mocks me like she’s talking to a child, and if I didn’t love her ass, I would give it back to her.

“You little shit. I swear I will get you back for that,” I warn and she laughs like a hyena.

“Okay…yeah right, you don’t have it in you…little guy.” She enunciates ‘little guy’ and if she were here I would throw her over my shoulder and fake wrestle her to the ground.

“I guess I’ll just have to tell Kingston and he’ll take care of you himself.”

“Oh, I’m shaking in my boots, lover boy.” I hear Shayla chuckle and I gawk, as if she can see me.

“Did you just chuckle, baby?” I question as I move to the living room.

“No…” She trails off nervously. When I enter the living room again, I signal Kingston and Ben to follow me.

“Sure sounds like it.”

“She did, Trey!” Lana deflects, trying to put the attention on Shayla.

The guys smirk, catching on and following me out of the apartment.

“I don’t like it when you laugh at me at another’s expense.” Lana’s laughing and Shayla starts to stutter. I am only teasing her.

“But I was just laughing because her face, it looked funny.”

“Ugh! Rude, my face isn’t funny looking.”

I have them on speaker and Kingston smirks when he hears Lana’s voice carry through the phone. The elevator stops two floors up from ours and we pile out when the doors slide open.