I hear Seri’s joyful laugh as I slowly lower us both to the floor—me on my ass, and Seri in my lap. I blink a few times before tilting my head and looking into her eyes. She’s smiling with her eyes half closed as she leans in and covers her mouth with mine.
Seri, then Iris, and then Seri again.
Did I just have a threesome?
Chapter 29
“Bishop! Bishop!”
The bed is bouncing up and down. For a brief moment, whatever dream I had been having turns pornographic, but as I open my eyes, I realize it’s Seri bouncing up and down on the edge of the bed, not on my cock.
“Wake up!” She shakes my shoulder.
“Why?” I groan and turn my face into the pillow.
“Come on!” Seri bounces again to make her point. “It’s Christmas!”
I open one eye to look up at her face. I couldn’t care less about Christmas, but Seri is all smiles. Solo jumps up on the bed as well, walking the length of my body until he’s standing on my shoulder, meowing repeatedly.
“See? Even Solo is ready to open presents!”
“Can I at least pee first?” I mumble. “Maybe get some coffee?”
“Already made!” She jumps up and pulls on my hand until I’m sitting.
I shuffle to the toilet as she rushes off to the kitchen and returns with a steaming cup of coffee. As soon as I’m out of the bathroom, she grabs me by the hand again—nearly spilling the coffee—and hauls me to the front of the tree to settle down in front of the presents. I get about three sips of coffee before she’s shoving a package at me.
“You go first,” Seri says.
Inside the makeshift, holiday paper is a box Seri had obviously made out of parts of my cigarette carton. She even made a little flap that could be opened and closed again. When I open the box, I find handmade coupons inside.
Free massage
Coffee in bed
Nice hot bath
Passionate kiss on demand
The box contains a dozen, similar coupons in total.
“I was trying to come up with something to give a person who doesn’t really like things,” Seri says. “You can redeem them any time you like. I hope it’s okay.”
“It’s awesome,” I tell her. I pull out the passionate kiss coupon and hand it to her. “How about now?”
Seri blushes as she takes the coupon. Licking her lips, she then gets up on her knees to crawl in front of me. She climbs up into my lap and runs her fingers through my hair. As she lightly strokes my jaw and then leans in, she kisses me softly at first before she opens her mouth.
As she kisses me, her hands run over my shoulders, arms, and chest. I groan into her mouth as she grinds down on my hardening cock. A moment later, she pulls back and looks at me.
“Damn.” I place my hand over my heart. “Can I use that one more than once?”
“Hmm.” She takes the coupon and tucks it inside the front of her sweatpants. “You’ll have to see if you can retrieve it later.”
“Deal.”
“We should give Solo his gift!”
“Oh.” I reach up and scratch my head. “I didn’t get anything for him.”