Oh, that bitch.
I had to admit, she caught me by surprise, and I fought with being impressed that she came up with the idea at all and her ability to deliver the line with a straight face. Behind her, a few tables away, a group of her friends sat, laughing their asses off. One in particular, whom I had slept with a couple times over the past year, was howling with laughter even though her hand was half over her mouth.
Oh no – Nick Wolfe doesn’t go down that easily.
I turned back to Mary/Maci and gave her the eyes and smile of a rock star.
“The divorce is almost final,” I informed her.
Mary/Maci looked back and forth between me and the intrusive little thing standing outside the booth. She didn’t seem to know what to think of the whole exchange.
“You could bring her with us if you want,” Luisa said in the same, sing-songy, whiney, totally fake-drunk voice. She couldn’t keep it up though, and at that point she totally lost it. She started laughing so hard, tears started running down her face.
I tried to glare at my half-sister, but I also had to admit it was pretty funny. She’d pay for it when we got back to Dad’s place, though – I’d make sure of that. Even if I had to resort to shit I did as a teenager, like putting pudding in her pillowcase, I’d totally exact revenge for this one.
I tilted my head to one side and raised a brow.
“I couldn’t help myself!” she laughed as she walked away, gathered her friends, and made her way out of the hotel bar. I shook my head slowly as I watched the group of short-short clad bums head towards the elevators.
I turned my head back to Mary/Maci. She either didn’t really comprehend what was going on around her or was too drunk to notice. Either way, she was ready to leave. I shoved my phone into my back pocket, helped her out of the booth, and escorted her up to my hotel room.
Do Not Disturb
Hopefully, Lee would get the damn message and not come back too soon.
“Nice room!” Mary/Maci said as she looked around the suite. “You could have a great party here!”
My hands slid around her waist, and I pulled her back against me.
“I was thinking maybe you and I could have a great party here,” I whispered into her neck, which made her giggle.
She turned around in my arms and ran her fingers up to my shoulders. Her head tilted up, and I pressed my lips against her mouth. She opened up, and my tongue took over. She tasted like Long Islands, and she liked nibbling on my lower lip, which I enjoyed quite a lot.
She also didn’t seem too interested in a lot of foreplay, and considering the way my cock really wanted to jump out and join in with the rest of what was going on, that was going to work for me, too. Maybe Mary/Maci was my perfect match.
If only I could remember which name was hers.
She ditched her shirt and bra, and my hands moved up from her waist to cup her tits, and I rubbed my thumbs over her nipples. They contracted nicely, and I moved my lips from her mouth, over her jaw, down her nec
k, and took one of her nipples in my mouth. She moaned as I sucked, and my cock tried to burst right through my zipper.
Dropping one hand down, I quickly unbuttoned, unzipped, and pulled the poor guy out so he could breathe a little. He didn’t get the chance to relax, though, because her hand wrapped around him almost immediately.
“There you go, love,” I whispered against her breast as her fingers circled me and began to move up and down my shaft. “Just like that…”
“I really need your cock in me,” she said, “like, right now.”
I wasn’t about to argue with that line, so I let go of her. I quickly tossed my phone to the top of the bed so it wouldn’t end up on the floor, dropped my jeans and boxers to the floor, and grabbed the box of condoms out of my travel bag. By the time I looked back up, she had removed the rest of her clothes and tossed them onto Lee’s bed, so I didn’t waste any time getting back to her side.
Mary/Maci took the box from my hand, looked over the label, and then shook her head.
“I’m sorry,” she said as she glanced up at me with a shrug. “I’m allergic to the lubrication on that brand, and there’s no way I can risk getting pregnant – I still have two years of school left. Besides, my mom would kill me.”
Fuck a duck.
I couldn’t believe that after getting through both Kim and Luisa’s stunts from earlier, I was about to get cock-blocked by picking up the wrong brand of love-gloves at the pharmacy.
Mary/Maci let out a long sigh.