FTLOUIE: Not you! I meant to send that to Lilly!
SKINNERBX: Wait, is Lilly IMing you right now, too?
WOMYNRULE: I can’t believe you’re Doing It with my brother. That is so gross. You know, he has hair growing out of his toes. Like a hobbit.
FTLOUIE: Lilly! SHUT UP!
SKINNERBX: Is Lilly giving you a hard time? Tell her if she doesn’t cut it out I’ll tell Mom about the time she did the “gravitational experiment” with Grandma’s Hummel figurines.
FTLOUIE: BOTH OF YOU! STOP IT!!!! YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!
FTLOUIE: terminated
Seriously. I’m GLAD I’m a baby-licker if it means Rocky and I will never end up like those two.
Thursday, September 10, Homeroom
Oh.
My.
God.
That is all I have to say.
Thursday, September 10, PE
They’re even in the gym. I don’t know how she did it. But they’re even HANGING FROM THE ROPES IN THE GYM.
Seriously.
They’re in the showers, too. Encased in plastic sheets, so they won’t get wet.
I know we learned in Health and Safety that it’s physically impossible to die from embarrassment, but I might turn out to be the exception to the rule.
Thursday, September 10, Geometry
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
GIANT FULL-COLOR HEADSHOTS OF ME IN MY TIARA. WITH MY SCEPTER. From when I got formally introduced to the people of Genovia last December.
And underneath my photo, it says:
VOTE FOR MIA.
Then underneath that:
PIT.
PIT. What does that even MEAN?????
Everyone is talking about them. EVERYONE. I was just sitting here, innocently going over my homework, when Trisha Hayes came in and was all, “Nice try, PIT. But it won’t make any difference. You may be a princess, but Lana is the most popular girl in school. She’s going to decimate you on Monday.”
“Somebody’s been studying up on their vocab,” is what I said to Trisha. Because of her use of the word “decimate.”
But that’s not what I wanted to say. What I wanted to say was, “IT WASN’T ME!!!! I DIDN’T DO IT!!!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PIT MEANS!!!!!”
But I couldn’t. Because everyone was looking at us. Including Mr. Harding. Who took five points off Trisha’s homework for not being in her seat by the time the bell rang.