Wow, this is just like cliques! Seriously! I mean, the way cliques are formed within a school—to protect from external danger. Like, for instance, all of us Geeks bonded together and formed a clique to protect ourselves from being picked on by the Jocks and Cheerleaders, because there is safety in numbers. This explains so much:
The Sk8terboi clique formed to protect themselves from the Punks
The Punks formed to protect themselves from the Drama Club
The Drama Club formed to protect themselves from the Nerds
The Nerds formed to protect themselves from the Jocks
And the Jocks formed to protect themselves from…
Well, I don’t know who the Jocks formed together to protect themselves from.
But otherwise it’s all making sense now. This is why cliques exist! Darwin was right!!!
Friday, September 11, Earth Science
Magnetic field surrounding Earth due to interior convection currents
Discovered by Van Allen (radiation belts)
High radiation zone due to particles, some radioactive and charged, from space and sun
Aurora borealis caused by interaction of charged particles with the atmosphere
KENNY’S NEW GIRLFRIEND, HEATHER, ACCORDING TO KENNY:
Has naturally blond hair, and never needs to get her roots touched up
Gets straight A’s and is in all honors classes
Can do a back handspring
Often does them at parties
And in restaurants
Is totally popular at her school in Delaware
Is coming to see him at Thanksgiving
Has her own horse
Never wastes her time watching TV, because she is too busy reading books
Doesn’t have an answering machine
Which is just as well, because probably no one ever wants to call her, since she doesn’t watch TV, and therefore has nothing to talk about.
HOMEWORK
PE: n/a
Geometry: exercises, pages 42–45
English: Strunk and White, pages 55–75
French: ????