VICE PRESIDENT:
That would have been the secretary. Who isn’t here.
TREASURER:
But it isn’t Tina’s fault, she’s been super-stressed about midterms.
PRESIDENT:
We need to order new stickers. “Paper, Cans, and Battles” is unacceptable.
TREASURER:
We don’t have the money to order new stickers.
PRESIDENT:
Contact the vendor who supplied the stickers and inform them that they made a mistake that needs to be rectified immediately and that, because it was THEIR mistake, there should be no charge.
VICE PRESIDENT:
Excuse me, Mia, but are you writing the minutes of this meeting in your JOURNAL?
PRESIDENT:
Yes. So what?
VICE PRESIDENT:
So don’t you have a special student government notebook?
PRESIDENT:
Yes. But I sort of lost it. Don’t worry, I’m going to transcribe the minutes into my computer once I get home. I’ll give you all printouts tomorrow.
VICE PRESIDENT:
You LOST your student government notebook?
PRESIDENT:
Well, not exactly. I mean, I have a pretty good idea where it is. It’s just not accessible at this time.
VICE PRESIDENT:
And why would that be?
PRESIDENT:
Because I left it in your brother’s dorm room.
VICE PRESIDENT:
What were you doing with the student government notebook in my brother’s dorm room?
PRESIDENT:
I was just visiting him, okay?