Princess on the Brink (The Princess Diaries 8)
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Mia, if you’re not going to pay attention in this class, I don’t see how you plan to pass it. Don’t expect me to bail you out again this year, I’ve got other things to do.—Kenny
That guy is really getting on my nerves.
He’s right, though. We should stop. It’s wrong.
But it feels so right!
J.P.! Stop it! You’re making me laugh!
Good. You need a laugh, I suspect.
J.P. is so nice!!!! Lilly’s so lucky to have found such a perfect guy.
All right, back to Chemistry.
Wait…there’s HOW many chemical compounds? And we have to know them ALL???????
Thursday, September 9, Precalculus
REASONS TO DO IT TONIGHT
VS.
WAIT UNTIL PROM NIGHT
Pro:
It could convince him to stay in New York and not move to Japan, thus keeping me from having a nervous breakdown when he isn’t around for me to smell his neck.
Con:
It could convince him to stay in New York and not move to Japan, thus depriving the world of a potentially life-saving medical breakthrough, and my grandmother of her reason to keep trying to fix me up with other guys she believes are “more worthy” (meaning richer) than Michael.
Pro:
Michael says he is never going to another prom anyway, so I might as well just get it over with now.
Con:
But maybe by the time my senior prom rolls around, he might be so desperate for sex he’ll agree to go after all!
Pro:
It will be a chance for us to express our love physically in a way that will truly make us one heart, one mind, one soul.
Con:
What if I pass gas or something? I mean, seriously, you are NAKED, he’s going to be able to tell it was you.
Pro:
Speaking of naked, I will finally get to see Michael naked.
Con:
He will get to see ME naked.
Pro: