The truth is, I’m scared. I know he’s not going to ride up to the school in a full suit of armor on a horse painted white in order to ask me to the prom, because he said he wouldn’t.
But he might do something equally embarrassing.
I love J.P.—I know I keep writing that, but it’s because I do. I don’t love him the same way I loved Michael, it’s true, but I still love him. J.P. and I have so much in common with the writing thing, and we’re the same age, and Grandmère loves him and most of my friends (except Boris, for some reason) do too.
But sometimes I wish…God, I can’t believe I’m even writing this—but sometimes…
Well. I worry that my mom might be right. She’s the one who pointed out the fact that if I say I want to do something, J.P. always wants to do it, too. And if I say I don’t want to do something, he always agrees he doesn’t want to do it either.
The only time he hasn’t agreed with me, in fact, was when I used to say I didn’t want to hang out with him back when I was working on my book.
But that was just because he couldn’t be with me. It was so romantic, really. All the girls said so. Especially Tina, who would know. I mean, what girl wouldn’t want a boyfriend who wanted to be with her all the time, and always do whatever she wanted to do?
Mom was the only one who noticed this and asked me if it didn’t drive me crazy. And when I asked her what she meant, she said, “Dating a chameleon. Does he even have his own personality, or is it all about accommodating yours?”
That’s when we got into a huge argument about it. So huge we had to have an emergency therapy session with Dr. K.
She promised to keep her opinions about my love life to herself after that, since I pointed out I’ve never mentioned how I feel about hers. (Although, the truth is, I like Mr. G. Without him I wouldn’t have Rocky.)
I’ve totally never brought up the other thing about J.P., though. Not to Dr. K, and certainly not to my mom.
For one thing, it would probably make my mom happy. And for another…well, no relationship is perfect, anyway. Look at Tina and Boris. He still tucks his sweaters into his pants, despite her repeated requests that he not do so. But they’re happy together. And Mr. G snores, but Mom solved that by wearing earplugs and using a white-noise machine.
I can deal with the fact that my boyfriend likes all the same things that I do and always wants to do everything that I do all the time.
It’s the other thing about him I’m not sure I can deal with….
And now the pizzas really are here so I have to go.
Friday, April 28, midnight, the loft
Okay. Deep breath. Calming down. It’s going to be fine.
Just fine. I’m sure of it! More than sure. A hundred percent positive everything is going to be—
Oh, God. Who am I kidding? I’m a wreck!
So…the family meeting turned out to be about a little more than just the election and Dad nagging me about which college I’m going to go to—in other words: It was a disaster.
It started out with Dad trying to give me a deadline: Election day. I’ve got until ED (also known as the prom) to decide where I’m going to spend the next four years of my life.
Then I’ve got to make a decision.
You’d think Dad would have more important things to worry about, what with René breathing down his neck in the polls.
Grandmère conferenced herself in, of course, and was giving her two cents (she wants me to go to Sarah Lawrence. Because that’s where she would have gone, back in the age of drawn-on pantyhose, if she’d gone to college instead of marrying Grandpère). We all tried to ignore her, just like in family therapy, but it’s impossible with Rocky around, because for some reason he loves Grandmère, even the sound of her voice (question: WHY?), and ran over to the phone and kept yelling, “Gwanmare, Gwanmare, you come over soon? Give Wocky big kiss?”
Can you imagine wanting that big wonk looming over you? She’s not even technically related to him (lucky kid).
Anyway, yeah. That’s what the big meeting was about—or at least, what it started off being about. Me deciding where I was going to go to school in eight days.
Thanks, guys! No pressure!
Dad says he doesn’t care where I go, so long as I’m happy. But he’s made it more than clear that if I don’t go to an Ivy or Sarah Lawrence or one of the Seven Sisters, I might as well be committing hari-kari.
“Why don’t you go to Yale?” he kept saying. “Isn’t that where J.P. wants to go? You could go with him.”
Of course Yale is where J.P. wants to go, because they have the fantastic drama department.