Royal Wedding (The Princess Diaries 11)

• Follow all the haul video stars on YouTube.

• And be up on all the gossip about an actress I’ve never heard of.

I’m dead.

CHAPTER 50

1:25 p.m., Wednesday, May 6

Still on Interstate 295

Rate the Royals Rating: 7

Michael/Mick just texted.

HRH Mia Thermopolis “FtLouie”>

Why are you in New Jersey?

Who says I’m in New Jersey?

Someone just Instagramed a photo of you eating at a place called ‘Lou’s Lucky Deli.’ You’re with two women who look suspiciously like my sister and Tina Hakim Baba along with three men who, unless I’m mistaken, are Lars, Halim, and your grandmother’s chauffeur.

Oh! Ha. Yes. We stopped for sandwiches because we were starving.

That’s a long way to go for deli. What’s wrong with Katz’s?

We’re looking at bridesmaid dresses.

I thought you were sticking with Genovian designers.

They have those in New Jersey.

I know there’s only one reason you’d go to New Jersey these days, Mia, and it isn’t for bridesmaid dresses.

I’m sorry! We’re pulling into her town now. Tell you about it later?

Fine. But this means when I tell you what Boris has planned, you can’t get mad.

Wait . . . what? What does Boris have planned? Michael, seriously, no.

Tina is too fragile right now.

Not for Tina. For me.

Why would Boris have something planned for you?

It’s called a bachelor party. You’ve probably heard of them.

No.

No, you’ve never heard of a bachelor party?

No, you are not having one. Especially given by Boris.

We’ll talk about it, and your trip to New Jersey, when you get home.