Crashed (Mason Brothers 2)

Twelve

Tessa: I’m here at the casting call. In the waiting room. There are other models here. We’re hanging out, waiting for our turn.

Andrew: Good. Also, that director has a hard job.

Tessa: You’d be amazed how many of them are gay. Makes things simpler sometimes.

Andrew: Do you still have clothes on?

Tessa: For the moment, yes. What are you doing?

Andrew: Right now? Sending Lightning Man on a mission to the underworld, where someone is posing as his evil twin. The evil twin has fooled Judy Gravity and Lightning Man must rescue Judy and save her life.

Tessa: …

Andrew: What?

Tessa: I think that might be the best answer I’ve ever read in my life.

Andrew: It’s just comics. It isn’t literal rocket science.

Tessa: Still, oh my god. Your life is very cool.

Andrew: Hello? Wheelchair.

Tessa: You’re still cool, sorry.

Andrew: You need a wider circle of friends.

Tessa: So we’re friends now?

Andrew: I admit nothing.

Tessa: They’re calling me, I gotta go.

Tessa: Okay, I’m changed and in the dressing room now. To prove I’m okay, here’s a selfie.

Andrew: I did not need a photo of you in your underwear.

Tessa: Technically not MY underwear, but you’re still lying. You liked it.

Andrew: I’ve deleted it.

Tessa: Okay, here’s another one.

Andrew: …

Tessa: You’re typing and not sending anything.

Andrew: …

Tessa: Still doing it.

Andrew: I’m terrified I’ll get another photo if I send anything.

Tessa: Send me one back.

Andrew: I’m dressed. And I don’t do selfies. Literally ever.