Well, that’s not really true….
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOUL JA BOY?
Can you see me doing the Soulja Boy?
DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOUL JA BOY?
Gazzy does.
DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?
No. Again, no.
DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS?
I don’t know that they make bird kid feather products yet.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
There are a bunch.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
I don’t have favorites. They’re too polarizing.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Max, when she showers.
DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Not really.
IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?
You might get kicked. But I’m used to people wanting me dead, so.
DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?
Doesn’t everybody?
ARE YOU GOING EMO ’CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE’S POWERS (INCLUDING YOURS)?
Not the emo thing again.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Anything
hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast.
DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
See above.