“None of what you just said is right.” But she had a huge grin on her face. And she realized the tension she’d felt earlier had disappeared. Had that been the point? Had he acted like an idiot to help her feel more at ease?
There was more to this man than it seemed like on the surface.
“Baby, I want you. Long Dong Silver wants you.”
“We are not calling your cock Long Dong Silver.” She had to giggle.
“There’s a very nice tub back at my hotel. Of course, you’d have to lie on top of me. And just to save space, I’m thinking I need to sink Mr. Perfect inside that sweet little pussy of yours.”
She rolled her eyes. “He’s that big, is he? And Mr. Perfect? Don’t think much of yourself, do you?”
He grinned. “Are you losing the T-shirt, wildcat?”
She drew it off and chucked it away.
“Stop,” he commanded as she started to slink under the covers. She froze. Crap.
“You know hiding yourself isn’t an option. Another rule.”
She groaned. “I’m going to need a written list of all these rules.” And then she’d need to work out some way of memorizing them all.
“We’ll get to that tomorrow,” he promised. “But you should know that your new rule is that you’re not allowed to wear anything while we’re in bed together and neither are you allowed to hide yourself from me.”
Her mouth dropped open. “You expect me to sleep naked?”
“I do.” He ran his finger over his chin. He hadn’t shaved, and those whiskers on his cheeks and chin just gave him a slightly dangerous look. It was fucking hot.
“And I’m considering extending the rule so you have to be naked when we’re alone in the apartment.”
No. He wouldn’t.
“I’ll get cold,” she told him.
“I’ll turn the heater up.”
“It doesn’t work.” She grinned at him.
“I’ll get it fixed.” He grinned back at her. Damn him.
She shook her head. “You’re incorrigible.”
“You’re not naked yet. You have until the count of five then I’m getting a bigger butt plug. I brought my bag with me.”
He’d removed her other butt plug before her shower. And God, that had been embarrassing. He’d put the toilet seat down then made her lean her hands on it before he’d parted her butt cheeks and slipped the plug out.
And damned if she hadn’t felt incredibly empty after that.
Didn’t mean she was eager to sleep with one in. She pushed the covers back and slid her white undies down her legs. He stared down at her plain cotton panties. “We have got to have a talk about underwear. Don’t suppose there’s a decent lingerie store in this town.”
“You want to take me shopping for lingerie?”
“Babe, it’s not a matter of want. It’s a matter of necessity. Until we get you some lacy, sexy undergarments, I think it’s best you go without any panties.”
“I can’t walk around without any underwear on.”
“You can. Spread your legs.”
The command caught her off guard. “What?”